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King Mob is a vacuum cleaner that tracks infra-red, plays MP3s and keeps food warm.
Lord Fanny is like a normal pogo stick, but it responds to temperature changes. oo-er!
Jack Frost is a gas-mask! It communicates with wireless devices!
Ragged Robin is a T-shirt that purifies water and emits harmful gases.
Boy is a retinal implant that dispenses tea or coffee, will make your mobile phone obsolete and changes colour to reflect your mood.
Jim Crow is a credit card that expands at the touch of a button, induces lucid dreaming and is monogrammed (up to three letters).
Jolly Roger is like a normal wrapping paper, but it records everything you say.
Cassandra Nova is an armchair that's invisible to the naked eye! It runs on six little wheels.
Ned Slade is a speaker system that can play chess!
Greg Feely is a burglar alarm that makes reassuring noises! It responds to temperature changes and can play Mornington Crescent.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we've discovered the "true" Grant Morrison, and he is a candle that costs less than a penny a day to run! It scares dogs and speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones. |
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