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Let's play the game "Beats"

 
  

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Grey Area
08:24 / 12.07.04
Realising that bunnies don't lay eggs.
 
 
No star here laces
09:36 / 12.07.04
Eating chocolate eggs
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:12 / 12.07.04
Eating chocolate body paint.
 
 
ephemerat
10:31 / 12.07.04
Then realising it's Marmite.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:07 / 12.07.04
then realising the body's dead.
 
 
Bed Head
15:11 / 12.07.04
Then realising you don’t mind.
 
 
ephemerat
15:13 / 12.07.04
And that it's making you quite hungry.
 
 
ephemerat
15:14 / 12.07.04
For brains.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:51 / 12.07.04
But you're a vegetarian
 
 
LDones
17:06 / 12.07.04
Brain-Lusting Marmite-Loving Zombie corpse-licking vegetarian

is beaten by

Chainsaw. Pure and simple.
 
 
Char Aina
17:52 / 12.07.04
which dies at the hands of a global oil crisis!
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:54 / 12.07.04
which is beaten by antimater based powersources
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
17:54 / 12.07.04
Aliens coming and giving us, like, a shit-load of oil.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
17:55 / 12.07.04
Which is defeated by simupost!
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:59 / 12.07.04
Using our antimater based weapons to defeat our alien overloads before we become dependant on their oily goodness.
 
 
Papess
18:14 / 12.07.04
Finding out that we are the aliens and we had discovered time travel and we have now just wiped ourselves out as a species.
 
 
Grey Area
18:21 / 12.07.04
Which is beaten by the straight-to-video sequel, Time-travelling Oil Givers From The FUTURE, Part II.
 
 
Papess
18:24 / 12.07.04
universal hypersgil
 
 
Papess
18:36 / 12.07.04
How about a universal "back button"?
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:03 / 12.07.04
Universal CTRL/ALT+DELETE!
 
 
TeN
19:12 / 12.07.04
ejaculate on your keyboard, causing the buttons to occassionally malfunction.
 
 
Char Aina
19:23 / 12.07.04
sharpen up your act and wank wireless throuh the PDA.
 
 
the cat's iao
20:44 / 12.07.04
ludites
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
21:08 / 12.07.04
Spell-check!
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:40 / 12.07.04
gibberish
 
 
the cat's iao
00:18 / 13.07.04
silence
 
 
statisticalpurposes
05:06 / 13.07.04
a drum set in the basement
 
 
Char Aina
06:31 / 13.07.04
house fire.
 
 
Grey Area
11:22 / 13.07.04
The Great Fire of London (1666)
 
 
Bomb The Past
12:11 / 13.07.04
Genesis 6-9: The Great Flood (2345 BC)
 
 
Lord Morgue
12:19 / 13.07.04
Genesis: Invisible Touch (1986 AD)
 
 
Axolotl
12:19 / 13.07.04
an ark
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:21 / 13.07.04
an arc
 
 
Grey Area
12:26 / 13.07.04
An arc welder
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:32 / 13.07.04
sand blaster
 
  

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