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Let's play the game "Beats"

 
  

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statisticalpurposes
06:08 / 11.07.04
Here's how it works. I name something, probably a noun or a noun phrase, and the next person names something that "beats" that thing in some way. And then the next. And the next.

Example.
Jane: a banana
Jill: a mallet
Joan: liquid nitrogen
Jess: excess heat

Ok. I'll start: a bookshelf.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
07:07 / 11.07.04
Too Many Copies of the Encyclopedia Britannica.

True story.
 
 
statisticalpurposes
07:09 / 11.07.04
censorship-fuelled book fires
 
 
rizla mission
11:05 / 11.07.04
the sacking of Alexandria.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:20 / 11.07.04
The destruction of Alderaan.
 
 
Grey Area
13:27 / 11.07.04
The sinking of Atlantis
 
 
LDones
13:46 / 11.07.04
Widely-Held Historical Facts
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:06 / 11.07.04
The HIstory Of The World Part 1
 
 
Bed Head
14:15 / 11.07.04
Crisis on Infinite Earths. Times infinity. I win.
 
 
Char Aina
14:25 / 11.07.04
playing the game nicely.
 
 
TeN
15:09 / 11.07.04
corrupt umpires taking money from corrupt baseball coaches
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
15:12 / 11.07.04
Baseball bats.
 
 
Grey Area
15:42 / 11.07.04
Paramilitary 'Freedom Fighters'
 
 
Papess
16:07 / 11.07.04
hidden government agenda
 
 
Papess
16:08 / 11.07.04
hidden corporate agenda
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:10 / 11.07.04
stock market crash/depression
 
 
Grey Area
16:11 / 11.07.04
Falling businessmen
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:12 / 11.07.04
mortuary buisness
 
 
Papess
16:12 / 11.07.04
Viagra
 
 
Papess
16:15 / 11.07.04
Damn you Keggers!

The viagra is for the falling business men.

In response to Keggers:

an afterlife?
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:16 / 11.07.04
cryogenics
 
 
Papess
16:20 / 11.07.04
a hot bath
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:22 / 11.07.04
ring around the tub!
 
 
Papess
16:24 / 11.07.04
I can beat that with some Calgon.
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:27 / 11.07.04
screaming children
 
 
Papess
16:31 / 11.07.04
no, no, no...Calgon can take you away....and the ring around the tub. But if you insist...


Ice cream and a movie. :p (works better than duct tape!)
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:34 / 11.07.04
a snow storm and power failure
 
 
Papess
16:37 / 11.07.04
fine! DUCT TAPE!
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:40 / 11.07.04
I win! Duct Tape does NOT beat a snowstorm or a power failure.
 
 
Papess
16:57 / 11.07.04
It does if it stops you from typing, Keggers.
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:59 / 11.07.04
Wrooooong!
 
 
Papess
17:08 / 11.07.04
Okay then, smarty pants...

The Canadian Army. Aren't they armed to the tits with snow removal weaponary and power generators?
 
 
statisticalpurposes
17:15 / 11.07.04
the canadian army?

ok... a fallen tree on the road
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:16 / 11.07.04
(I was tempted to post something about Toronto's light snowfall... :))

Budget cuts
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:18 / 11.07.04
(side note- if its one thing most canadians know how to deal with its trees)
 
  

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