"You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You can not resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream."

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

19:43 / 16.02.07

What I particulary like, in fact, desperately like, is that some people reading this have no idea what we are talking about and as such it just looks like glossolia has spontantously arrisen in different parts of the world.

Hurrah.

Snacks!

It has chicken legs!

I will always be Kali
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19:46 / 16.02.07

"Welcome to life, Irken child. Report for duty."

"I love you cold, unfeeling robot arm!"

DRR... DRR... DRR...

20:19 / 16.02.07

Can't you see this woman is suffering from severe pokey trauma?

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

20:23 / 16.02.07

There's a pigeon on your head! You've got head pigeons! Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!

Atom
(prev. SuperBeast MachineGod Transfer)

20:28 / 16.02.07

"I was once a man!"
"But you're a woman."

This could get out of hand...

Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)

20:34 / 16.02.07

Happy New Bloaty's Pizza Hog Year stinking human dirtbabies!

Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)

20:43 / 16.02.07

Zim gives me a happy.

MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!

20:45 / 16.02.07

Has anyone proposed A Haus With A Moose as a new name for Barbelith yet?

Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
(prev. Princess Augustine the Hippo)

21:38 / 16.02.07

Eunoia by Christian Bök, a most contstrained work of literature. Each chapter is a lipogram containing only one vowel, and each chapter also must allude to the art of writing, describe a culinary banquet, a prurient debauch, a pastoral tableau, and a nautical voyage. The text must exhaust 98% of the lexicon for each vowel and minimize repetition.

What the crazy fuck? I will never be as cool as Christian Bok.

I will always be Kali
(prev. Tom Waits knows Kali)

21:45 / 16.02.07

"Come my filthy stink children. You shall reveal your secrets to Pustulio in the privacy of the classroom."

Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)

22:17 / 16.02.07

Princess-- Eunoia's all right, but generally held up in Canada as an example of "Well, I'm glad someone's done it, let's never do that again," which is what most of the reviews said, from what I recall. Sadly, Bok is a bit More-Pretentious-Than-Thou. He did a book called "Crystallography," concrete shape poems about crystals and minerals which was superior, IMO.

Happy thing? A chocolate cake with cookie crust and raspberry puree drizzled on top. I love the people at my work.

I will always be Kali
(prev. Tom Waits knows Kali)

22:19 / 16.02.07

My heart swells with the one thing right now: motherfucking Calexico. The way Joey Burns sings makes me think of wide open skies and dusty roads and the devil at your heels.

Calexico, you make so very happy. Can I come live with you in Tucson?

COG

13:32 / 17.02.07

Garden Ruin is currently rocking me as well. There is a bar called Calexico a few streets from me, where I went with Mordant C and Lurid a few months back (and where Lurid thwomped me at table football). They told me that the band own the bar as they have a house here in Barcelona as well. Is this true anybody?

Happy things - a brand of condom called Family !?!

Listening to reggae while it's raining, eating squash soup and recovering from a slight hang-over. Contrary to popular belief, Reggae is best consumed whilst it is raining, not sunny. Reminds me of those London streets.

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.

01:31 / 19.02.07

I just went out for dinner at a friend's house, and we had fondue. And then- at the end of the fondue- she put an egg in what was left of the cheese/booze concotion, and it turned into A FUCKING OMELETTE OF BOOZE!!!

An Omelette of BOOZE!

How cool is that?

She told us the French name for whatever-that-is (she's French, y'see), but we all decided OMELETTE OF BOOZE sounded better.

OMELETTE OF BOOZE.

(Of course, my attempts to replicate the culinary joy at home with a couple of eggs and a can of Super T probably won't ever succeed, but dammit, now I have an ambition...)

Who Is Grumpy-Pants, Anyway?

01:39 / 19.02.07

Best. Band name. Ever.

21:21 / 20.02.07

possibly NSFW site but the linked page is SFW.

Mission Accomplished

I really frakkin' love it when people dig the stuff I send them.

doozy floop

21:38 / 20.02.07

My wallet got pinched and then it turned up!! After an evening of sniffling and cancelling bank cards, the lovely lovely people in one of the shops I was in earlier called to say they found my wallet (minus cash naturally) and I can go get it tomorrow! Barbelith, my whinge here made it all better! You ROCK!

I wonder if my voucher for a free DVD rental is still in there...

Baz Auckland

01:01 / 21.02.07

It's the last day of work!

As of March 1st, I'm unemployed, but I'll never have to teach classes of 40 13-year olds ever again!

Woo! Spring Break!

Dutch

01:04 / 21.02.07

Kali gave me a happy because she made me think of a great concert.

Make me Uncomfortable

01:42 / 21.02.07

I've been doing an art project where I collect people's gloves that have fallen on the sidewalk. And in the past two days I've found five or six, after a week of almost nothing!

I even found my first matching pair today (they were right next to each other, not that someone lost a glove, and then days later elsewhere lost it's partner)!

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.

02:51 / 21.02.07

Just read a story in the paper about a hunter in Serbia who was shot dead by a badger which ran over his gun.

The Freewheeling Convo
(prev. Triplets)

03:03 / 21.02.07

Gun-ney Badger.

I will always be Kali
(prev. Tom Waits knows Kali)

20:31 / 21.02.07

The arrival of early spring here in Atlanta is giving me a happy. Of course, less clouds, more sun, but I'll not complain because it's allowed me to show skin again, no sir...

Atom
(prev. SuperBeast MachineGod Transfer)

22:45 / 21.02.07

Today I enjoyed a weirdly immiscible dual mood of wistfulness and post-brutalist froideur at the sight of the office building where I worked until eighteen months ago being torn down, deafeningly and protestingly, piece by miserable piece by a mighty metal claw implement like Mechagodzilla laying into Tokyo Tower. It was fucking boss.

I will always be Kali
(prev. Tom Waits knows Kali)

16:32 / 22.02.07

70 degrees.

Sunny.

Gorgeous.

And I don't have to work.

Yes!!!

COG

18:49 / 22.02.07

The first bats of spring are flitting around outside my window. Yay. Going to try and take a photo.

Leigh Monster loses its cool

22:13 / 23.02.07

currently attending pirate a capella rehearsal in the states via skype.

arrrr!!!

Olulabelle

10:50 / 24.02.07

It is ten to ten and I have not yet been to bed, and have instead spent the night walking with The Beautiful Man and my dog, feeling the love...

Got a form in my pocket from a policeman who caught us shinning over a fence after visiting the University's secret botanical garden at six o'clock in the morning. It's called an 'encounter' form. How groovy is that? It even has my shoe size...why?!

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