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Bastard Tweed

00:36 / 30.09.05

The scariest thing is when you see two men with HK-MP5s on the bus, looking bored. Bored. It's like living in a cyberpunk future.

Quantum in the headsick thread. Just really summed it up for me.

(And ze just deserves to be barbequoted, y'know?)

bio k9

05:59 / 30.09.05

Morque, quit saying "Joycore" like you know what it is. Thank you.

Lord Morgue

11:25 / 30.09.05

Well, if it isn't a cat beer critic, what is?

And are you getting my name wrong to be a cunt, or are you just a stupid cunt?

Calm down, Morgue.

It's established Barbelith Fact that, with the exception of Xoc, the Stoatfather, Kayfabe and Lurid, we're all cunts.

All Acting Regiment

13:20 / 30.09.05

To be fair, the user name is underlined so the "g" in Morgue becomes something more like a "q", because you can't see the phallus.

Smoothly

13:27 / 30.09.05

You also have the loveable joie de vivre and childlike curiosity of a someone who’s aging backwards.

Uncle Batman

13:36 / 30.09.05

quit saying "Joycore" like you know what it is

Barbelith playground insult no.194

Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)

13:47 / 30.09.05

Barbelith playground insult no.194

Now there´s a nice idea for a new thread.

I'm not a cunt.

1200!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a... oh somebody stop me please god please.

Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)

14:56 / 30.09.05

I have a... oh somebody stop me please god please.

If I help you, Nina, it will be "turns" for us too. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?

Uncle Batman

15:09 / 30.09.05

Quantum

16:00 / 30.09.05

There's always a monkey, somewhere.

Gypsy Lantern speaks STRONG TRUTH!

Hulk

17:20 / 30.09.05

Almost home...finishing line in view...the relief on the faces of these athletes is a tale all of its own...what a spectacular finale...

Money $hot provides commentary to the Sell Out Thread.

bio k9

00:41 / 01.10.05

Click here for a slightly NSFW picture.

All Acting Regiment

00:31 / 03.10.05

Mistoffelees:

We could start a secret cabal, where the seven members are barbequoting each other in vile and hidden ways...

Bard:

Why not a pyramid scheme? I barbequote two people. Then each of them barbequotes two people...

...and if we charged a pound/2 dollars each time we did it, then shuffled...say...half of that to the next person up the chain...

MILLIONS!

Mazarine

17:28 / 03.10.05

The Denfeld in the I'm Leaving Forever (or something) thread:

I'll put some candy flavored razors on my steel whippin' chains. They'll flip ya for real.

I don't know why, but this made me rather happy. Imagining some sort of Necco wafer S&M device wielded by the king of Barbelith is just such a comforting thought.

Chiropteran

21:09 / 03.10.05

If the guy who said this was shot along with everyone else who ever said anything like this then racism would be drastically reduced on this planet.

But gun crime would go up.

Thank you, Nina. The pause makes it. (for context)

Mordant Carnival

00:56 / 04.10.05

Not so much a quote as just plain good for our collective soul:

Amen, brothers and sisters. Amen.

All Acting Regiment

10:40 / 04.10.05

Phex:

DO YOU NOT MEAN: IT IS NICE TO SEE YOUR ENEMIES BOUGHT BEFORE YOU AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN, TO SEE YOUR ENEMIES BOUGHT BEFORE YOU AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN NICE

Aertho

15:45 / 04.10.05

Teh Ganesh:

Does Millar have a hand in Morrison's ASS?

That's collaboration on All-Star Superman, folks.

Ganesh

16:53 / 04.10.05

If I could, I'd Barbequote Haus's entire, freakishly convincing Mark Millar channelling, in the same thread and the 'Worst Writing' one.

Comics forum has it all, y'all. A veritable bumucopia.

That Is All
(prev. Bizunth Again)

17:26 / 04.10.05

The horror began here.

All Acting Regiment

14:16 / 05.10.05

Ganesh, chatting with our Swedish members in the "what do you look like" thread. There's talk of sharing a hot tub. Slight suggestiveness. Titters all around. And then:

OMFG you cuold like touch each others pusies an stuff!!!11

Quantum

17:52 / 05.10.05

I'm writing a letter to Wizard about that. Right now. I'm gonna go do it.

The comics forum has it all, yo. I don't know why that phrase works so well for me, I'm gonna use it all over I swear.

Fly Beezy (War Minister)

17:56 / 05.10.05

Oddman is my new favourite member of the board, by God.

Mourne Kransky

18:05 / 05.10.05

We will drag him down to our level eventually, Peteykins.

Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)

18:20 / 05.10.05

How about we link the quotes? Sometimes, I´d really like to see what it was all about. Like that wizard quote for example.

All Acting Regiment

19:08 / 05.10.05

There's your wizard, right there.

I bet we wish we all had enough time and an easy enough lifestyle to ask about wizards.

Now I'm going to sell my body.

BYE.

Quantum

19:12 / 05.10.05

Where's the fun in that?

But while I'm here I'll nominate PETEY SHAFTOE for this particular Geoff Johns criticism. In my mind there's additional PAF! and SMAK! balloons though.

Quantum

19:14 / 05.10.05

That wizard looks JUST FUCKING LIKE ME! 'cept MY wand is real and I'm a little bit taller...

All Acting Regiment

19:16 / 05.10.05

I just put all the photographs from the "photos" thread into an average machine and that's what came out.

Quantum

19:33 / 05.10.05

I YAM THE METAMAJISHAN! Lookitim, that kid could easily kick the crap out of Hippy Potman, I mean Happy Potty, I mean Bally Rotter. Those eyes! They're like, Nipsey fierce.

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