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Batman and Robin (PICS, SPOILERS)

 
  

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ONLY NICE THINGS
21:01 / 03.07.08
This film will probably feature CHRISTIAN BALE reprising his role as BATMAN, but who will play ROBIN? If anyone? Might it be SHIA LEBOEUF?

Is there a LINK on the INTERNET that may shed some more light? Do you think?
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:04 / 03.07.08
I propose we lock this thread. Or move it to Convo, which is pretty much the same thing.

Haus, your jokes used to be better.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:09 / 03.07.08
Thank you, Megsy. I needed that shock to the system. I just need to



COOL IT
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:13 / 03.07.08
yeah yeah yeah
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:44 / 03.07.08
I love that you are an elder statesman now. Who would have thought that the chap who forced the locking of the last Batman thread because his fevered speculation on the murderous psychic power of the Joker was getting so incredibly offensive would now be proposing that a thread about Batman be locked? That the world would turn full circle? That irony would be so thoroughly invisible?
 
 
Frankie Boyle
21:54 / 03.07.08
If this thread is locked and deleted I will start another, for the Joker has possessed me like he did Heath and I am now a trickster.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:29 / 03.07.08
Why does Megsy want this thread locked?



IT'S A PUZZLER!!!
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:52 / 03.07.08
Maybe they´ll go the Miller route, have a girl robin and she will be played by Dakota Fanning.
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
23:03 / 03.07.08
Or Juno!
 
 
Triplets
23:04 / 03.07.08
The last thing a Bat movie poster needs is a teenage girl with a necklace dribbling out of her mouth.
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:11 / 03.07.08
I love that you are an elder statesman now. Who would have thought that the chap who forced the locking of the last Batman thread because his fevered speculation on the murderous psychic power of the Joker was getting so incredibly offensive would now be proposing that a thread about Batman be locked? That the world would turn full circle? That irony would be so thoroughly invisible?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny how people remember things differently. From my point of view, it was you who forced that locking by continuously commenting the issue way beyond I would've, thus causing the degenerating thereof. And my speculation, "fevered" as it may have been, was only that the stress from work lead to accidental over-medication (I clarified that already) and that such fact was "ironic", though only in a profoundly sad way, though at the time I use the words "Joker-funny", which I thought it was pretty obvious it actually meant "not funny at all". The "murderous psychic power of the Joker" part existed only in your interpretation of what I must have meant. And I only kept talking about it because you kept asking me about it.

But I won't engage in that conversation again (aside from this post, evidently).

Lock this thread before it's too late. Trust this elder statesman on this, it's for the better.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
23:14 / 03.07.08
Get a room you saucy pair.
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:15 / 03.07.08
It´ll be Seann William Scott. He already was a sidekick in the comics adaption Bulletproof Monk.

"Bruce, where´s your car?"
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:20 / 03.07.08
Not to mention the leaving the room if a lady will not let you go down on her, the flamboyantly gay rings of Saturn, the danger of men kissing in public, the black people IT'S NOT BLACK PEOPLE and their refusal to take responsibility for their actions in that article you read(1) IT'S NOT BLACK PEOPLE(2), the inappropriate sexualising of women both on and of Barbelith ... elder statesman!

Do you not think that Ellen Page would make a good Robin, Triplets? I think she would be very

batman01

Sweet.

Notes to this post:

(1) You did not read the article.
(2) It's black people.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:20 / 03.07.08
I like that Dead Megatron did it again.

What a tit.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:23 / 03.07.08
And now we're playing thread ping pong!

Supoib.
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:27 / 03.07.08
Hey, if you read the thread you'll see that all I did was to say Haus' joke was not funny.

Lock it. there's still time.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:33 / 03.07.08
I fail to see any good reason why this should be locked and the new Dark Knight thread not. They both contain about as much accurate information about their subject matter.

Which is none, I'll grant you, but there you go.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:35 / 03.07.08
Back to the Conversation!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:36 / 03.07.08
Barbelith told me I did "good work".

2-1 to FTV&T. Conversation on their last legs?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:48 / 03.07.08
Y SO SRS?
 
 
Triplets
00:14 / 04.07.08
Ohmigod Haus has been infected by teh Heather virus!!
 
 
Frankie Boyle
00:39 / 04.07.08
Lock ALL threads!

Lock EVERY thread!

Cleanse the board!

Cleanse it!

Delete!

DELETE!
 
 
Mistoffelees
00:41 / 04.07.08
TIMELOCK!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:55 / 04.07.08
So who would be your dream casting for Bane and the Penguin, the rumoured villains for a film that will surely be called simply DETECTIVE?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:56 / 04.07.08
Penguin: Paul Giamatti.

Bane: Dwayne Johnson.
 
 
Triplets
01:16 / 04.07.08
Bane: Jason Statham, right after he finishes filming Doctor Who

Penguin: Jack Black
 
 
HCE
02:33 / 04.07.08
Why does Jack Black always have to play the FAT GUY.
 
 
CameronStewart
03:52 / 04.07.08
Barbelith can be so fucking embarrassing sometimes.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:14 / 04.07.08
A statement with which we can all agree, although possibly for wildly differing reasons.

It is my fervent hope that we will all learn something valuable from this experience. If not we may have to move on to more severe activities, such as a



BANING THREAD

(Come on, give that one some love)
 
 
wicker woman
07:16 / 05.07.08
I could actually feel the groan coming after that... it was not comfortable.
 
 
iamus
13:48 / 05.07.08
Where's yawn?

Not for anything that he'd say (though that'd be good). Just sos I could see his name repeated several times down the side of the page.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:21 / 05.07.08
Ontopic, please, iamus.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:32 / 05.07.08
And, back on topic, some exciting news. This fresh-faced young tyro has apparently been approached to play Robin:

 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:07 / 05.07.08
And he'll be facing off against a new, grim and gritty Penguin who isn't afraid to get down and dirty:

 
  

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