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Batman and Robin (PICS, SPOILERS)

 
  

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ziparrow's prismoon champaign
06:47 / 24.07.08
From AICN:
"CNN reported that superherohype.com received confirmation from Warner Bros. that Kate Blanchett took the role of the Joker for Christopher Nolan's third film in the Batman saga."



Looks like a profane mix of Ledger, James Franco and Ben Whishaw. Fucking hell, I can't wait.

And, man, is there really going to be a Robin? I was hoping this would be the perfect trilogy, better than Godfather. Now it'll be ruined. I hope they don't get Sophia Coppola to play Batgirl LOL (or maybe I do if it has elements from Killing Joke LOL 2x)
 
 
TeN
10:27 / 24.07.08
this thread may be the best in all of history

that Blanchett photoshop had me in stitches for 4 minutes, at least
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:48 / 24.07.08
I wish they would get LL Cool J for Bane, because I want him to do a rap about it.

Or how about this:


The Joker


Poison Ivy


Harley Quinn

It could be all about the evils of psychiatry
 
 
grant
20:06 / 24.07.08
They covered that in the first one.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:10 / 24.07.08
That's right, they did. Just Political Correctness Gone Mad, then.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:11 / 24.07.08
I didn't know Cilian Murphy was a Scientologist!
 
 
grant
20:42 / 24.07.08
Well, there's the alien ghost angle... and maybe something to do with looking every word you read up in a dictionary. Possibly a new dictionary.
 
 
grant
22:43 / 24.07.08
*snap*

Superman cameo, played by Tom Cruise.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
23:14 / 24.07.08


And I'm picking up Batman,
Just picking up Batman.
And I'm plannnning to break his spine.
And Batman says
"Bane, don't be breaking my spine!"
And I say, "uh-uh, Batman, your ass is mine!"
And sever his spinal column!
Column!
Column!




Incidentally, Cillian thinks I'd make a great Poison Ivy. Did they definitely kill him in the first film? Definitely?
 
 
grant
04:12 / 25.07.08
Ooooooh, and you'd have to have a plot involving Anarky!



Only get him to wear a tie.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
08:55 / 29.07.08
You know, the Cooke/Allred/Stewart Catwoman costume would translate to film remarkably well, assuming they didn't feel the need to randomly sexify it.

Or, perhaps, Halle Berry's ruined that for everyone...
 
 
ziparrow's prismoon champaign
00:15 / 05.08.08
CNN: "Since the combination of Christian Bale's grunts and the bass level modifier was so noticeable on the second film of the saga (Captain Gordon: "- You get Rachel!"/ Batman: "- BAAASSSSS SUBWOOOFFFFEERR GARAWGHAARBRUGROOBOO!!!") the next installment of Christopher Nolan's vision -- Batman & Robin -- will have a different voice actor for the moments Christian Bale plays Batman. Hulk Hogan and Brian James Hellwig ("Warrior") are being considered for the part, as well as Noel Fielding's Jazz-Devil voice, and also the actor who played Papa Lazarous who I really don't know the name nor I have the journalistic integrity to search in IMDB. C'mon, really. Go look it up. Just go to google and type in 'Papa Lazarous' (I don't even fucking know if that's how you spell it). Shit, I wrote all this and I could have searched myself in that time."



Director Christopher Nolan said "I'm looking foward to work with Robin again. But this project isn't so much his thing, I feel. Maybe he can still fight with Cate, maybe on who knows more about Batman. Whoever loses, gets Riddler, or something like that."

Actor Williams said, "It'd be more into a serious line of crime films, 70% of it would be us talking in a dark room face to face. If it's me I'll go 'Now listen batboy you can't just come here like this' and he would say 'This is it Joker!' and I would go 'huh-uh papi, this ain't your chinese fiesta', and Batman would go like 'No more deaths! You'll get an american-made punch, terrorist!' and I'd say 'You can't arrest me, you complete me. Show me the moneeey! Are you there, Xenu? It's me, Jenna!'"
 
 
ziparrow's prismoon champaign
02:23 / 06.08.08
New trailer for third movie is out!!!

I haven't seen it entirely to the end yet. I think one of the kids taking the pictures of the bike will be Robin!!!! I'm wondering if it'll be in line with Dark Knight Returns (outsider Batman enlisting youngsters etc)!!!!!!!

WOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:29 / 06.08.08
I just heard this really good song by LL Cool J, that apparently he wrote for the movie Deep Blue Sea. It's called "Deepest Bluest" and it goes a little something like this:

Uh, my hat is like a shark's fin

LL Cool J = BANE!
 
 
Evil Scientist
19:12 / 06.08.08
Do people actually use chains in street brawls anymore outside of films?

I ask because I know what violent people you all are.

Deep down.
 
 
Uncle Batman
22:38 / 06.08.08
I use chains and nun-chuks mainly. Sometimes I have a weird flying knife on a chain thing.
 
 
godstallion
(prev. blackstallion)
00:54 / 15.08.08
OMFG!!!



i guess we need to rename this thread!
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
02:51 / 15.08.08
You know, if they combine the Penguin and Catwoman into the next movie with that title, I'm going to laugh my goddamned Bat-ass off.
 
 
godstallion
(prev. blackstallion)
06:11 / 15.08.08
dude i think from that poster it must be the riddler involved?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
07:09 / 15.08.08
It was a bad joke, wild. Ne'er mind...
 
 
E. Randy Dupre
11:19 / 15.08.08
So's wildstallion.
 
 
FinderWolf
17:32 / 15.08.08
Wait - is that promotional poster real? or a cleverly Photoshopped fan piece? [I am asking with a straight face here, no snarky post-ironic commenting on commenting tone here]
 
 
CameronStewart
18:46 / 15.08.08
It's fan-made.
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:06 / 15.08.08
Very well made, tho. It made me warm up to the concept of a tattoo-covered, reclusive, Unabomber-type Riddler. It would be interesting to have an antagonist who "antagonizes" the Batman without ever leaving his one-room apartment.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
23:10 / 15.08.08
Very much an anti-Oracle concept, as well, which could be played in interesting ways. It would depend on how visually interesting the Riddler's apartment was.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
23:59 / 15.08.08
I can't believe how hard you are working to make this thread shit. It's like a holy quest to make things shit. The Order of St. Shit?

Meanwhile, the real scoop is that the next film is going to be "The Return of the Knightive", and will see Batman face up to his greatest enemy yet... the Reddler

I MIGHT AS WELL FORCE EVERY BOOK I'VE EVER READ INTO MY BRAIN. MY BRAIN. MY BRAIN. PHYSICALLY INTO MY DAMN BRAIN.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
00:21 / 16.08.08
Calm down, Haus, otherwise you'll be forced to watch Jack Nicholson as the Joker doing an impression of Jack Palance on a loop for a fortnight.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
00:27 / 16.08.08
You see? On a plate. On a plate. Who can work under these conditions?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
00:29 / 16.08.08
Ssh, there-there. You go phone up Mister Travolta and he'll make you feel better...
 
 
A Haus of Minions
12:12 / 16.08.08
When I change my name to Dr Manhausan's CGI Mandangle, that's going to be a bit confusing.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
05:14 / 17.08.08
rid

dler
 
 
Neon Snake
09:37 / 17.08.08
You know, if they combine the Penguin and Catwoman into the next movie with that title, I'm going to laugh my goddamned Bat-ass off.

Combine Penguin and Catwoman? You'd never get Penguin into a Catsuit. It just wouldn't work. What were you thinking?
 
 
grant
17:37 / 18.08.08
Tux and prosthetic nose on Michelle Pfeiffer.

Foxy!
 
 
ziparrow's prismoon champaign
17:45 / 18.08.08
"I'm Penguin, hear me roar!" is still better than the line she was given in Returns (and a million times better than what Gyllenhaal had to work with).

"It's the car, right? Birds dig the car."
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:31 / 18.08.08
Birds? Are you implying the Black Canary will be in the movie????

[enter rumor-spreading mode]
 
  

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