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My neologisms are anachronistic

 
  

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the Fool
03:24 / 17.04.02
Camel's feet: female front wedgy!

Turtle head pokin through: really needing a shit...

From the lovely Canadians...
 
 
Mazarine
05:28 / 17.04.02
For emphasis, I use the hyperbole "x different kinds of ___" example:
"Okay, this is like, seven different kinds of disturbing." (Seven is usually the number, probably because it has two syllables)

From my fiance, I've picked up homeslice, sort of a universal pronoun. "You can say that again, homeslice." We have no clue of the derivation.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:38 / 17.04.02
The Fool, its called 'Camel Toe' ,'cause if she has feet..she either has problems or is very popular...im not sure.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:41 / 17.04.02
"Pulling a chud"..to do someting very stupid no matter how many people try to dissuade you and living to regret it. As in renting C.H.U.D.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:03 / 18.04.02
"Bollocks to the wellingtons" - declaration of one's intention to postpone (perhaps indefinitely) some unpalatable but necessary task, chore or practical undertaking, in favour of indulging in more pleasurable activities, usually recreational and/or hedonistic in nature.

eg:

"Fancy a drink tonight?"

"Well, in theory I have to spend the evening sorting out my tax returns so I don't go to jail. But bollocks to the wellingtons - King's Head at 7.30 sound good?"


Origin: the film 'Withnail & I'.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
14:14 / 18.04.02
"Fucking Up My Christmas"---Exclamation--for use when one sees an attractive woman--"Man, that heather grahm, she be fucking up my christmas"

"More old school than Todsen"---reference to a coworker who we decided was an old school computer geek, derived from, "Todsen is more old school tan Run DMC" use for any late 70s or 80s reference.
 
 
Saveloy
15:52 / 18.04.02
The Angry Bigot
The Aggressive Pervert

Generic pub names ("Alright love, I'm just off up the Angry Bigot for a half of milk stout"). Originally generated during one of those "gimme a noun" fill-in-the-blanks parlour games.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:34 / 21.04.02
gridley- I love you forever. And all my friends hate you. "...prison style" has become a permanent fixture in my conversation. Thank you.
 
 
fluid_state
00:56 / 23.04.02
"The Tuve" - the process of relentlessly confounding another with information they could never hope to understand. Derived from, uhh, Star Trek's Tuvok.

e.g. "Yeah, I was explaining to Chet Redneck the mathematical rationale behind my theory of a 46-dimensional universe. I really gave him the full Tuve."

"Fuckmuppet" - well, it's got a lot of uses really. Be inventive.
 
  

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