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"My evil twin did it!"

 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
12:37 / 22.03.02
From here. quote:Dykes is charged with burglary and possession of stolen property after he was found in possession of the alcohol, cigarettes and cigars taken from the shelves.

But James Hartman, of the local sheriff's department, told the Times-Picayune: "When confronted with the photographs, Dykes said the perpetrator is his evil twin brother who follows him around, dresses in identical clothes and commits crimes using his identity."

Dyke's unlikely defence was quickly dismissed by police when they contacted his sister.

She said Dykes does have a brother, but added: "He's not a twin, and he's certainly not evil.
 
 
higuita
13:33 / 22.03.02
Hmmm. Note to self. Kill sister.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:38 / 22.03.02
Maybe she's not kidding around, and it really is his evil twin Cassandra, but everything's fucked, cos Cassy's IN DYKE'S BODY!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:24 / 22.03.02
Shit. Someone's beaten me too it. The "Sunset Beach" defence, I was gonna call it.
GODDAMN those real-life people.
ARSE.
(grumpy now)