| | | > CLASSICAL SID > > "It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia." > > "His physiognomy is that of a weeping Madonna." > > "Eat your heart out Harold Pinter, we've got drama with a capital D in > Essex." > > "That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus" > > "Bristow reasons... Bristow quickens... Aaaah, Bristow." > > "It couldn't be more exciting if Elvis walked in now and asked for a chip > sandwich." > > "When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were > no more worlds to conquer. Bristow's only 27." > > > SURREAL SID > > "He's as cool as a prized marrow!" > > "Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint." > > "Here's Baxter doing a cock-a-leekie soup job on Ovens!" > > "He's playing out of his pie crust" > > "He looks as happy as a penguin in a microwave." > > "Like they say in that old Canadian-Indian proverb, 'When the squirrels > march backwards,the forest is on fire' - and Bristow is ablaze" > > > STRANGE SID > > "The pendulum swinging back and forth like a metronome" > > "His face is sagging with tension." > > "The fans now, with their eyes pierced on the dart board." > > "He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends." > > "Harrington's not on fire. Memo to boy scouts - take two sticks to Circus > Tavern immediately" > > "There'll be pies 'n' pickles plasterin' pubs around Preston." > > "The Tension. As tangible as brown sauce on a sausage butty." > > > ARE YOU SURE SID? > > "Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall > body strength." >
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