Barbelith Underground > Conversation > Robinson Caruso

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“You’ll never guess what I saw that Caruso guy doing the other day.”

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“He wasn’t practising acceptance speeches again was he? I swear, if I have to watch him pluck another nasal hair just so that his eyes water up I’m going to give him the smoking of his life.”

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“What exactly would that entail?”

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“Well, you know, I’d slink up to him out of the undergrowth – he’d probably say “What the?!” – and I’d just sort of…well…smoke him…”

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“Harsh.”

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“Anyway it wasn’t acceptance speeches, thank the Lord. He was carving Emmies out of coconut shells.”

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“That’s a new low. Sometimes I think we should tell him about the ferry from the mainland that stops off each day on the far side of the island.”

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“Know what you mean, but it’s kinda fun watching him make crime scenes out of flotsam.”

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“Can I ask you a personal question, Josh?”

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“Sure, Frank.”

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“Are you, like, made out of nanobots or what?”

IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
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“I guess he was just too… safe to be sorry. Wait, that pun makes no sense out of context.”

Robinson Caruso - Episode 10: Filler