Barbelith Underground > Conversation > Robinson Caruso - Episode 5: I'm The Best Actor In The World Get Me Out Of Here!

After having David Caruso stranded on it for almost one month, the enigmatic island – in a desperate attempt to preserve its sanity – attempts to signal passing UFOs
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Meanwhile, on another part of the island, Caruso has also come to a decision…
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“With my sensitive skin I should really crack on with that idea I had about making sunblock from a mixture of coconut milk and polar bear essence.”

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“…But I can’t shake this crazy feeling that I’m being watched.”

Meanwhile, on yet another part of the island…
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- “And remember, ladies and gentlemen, David has no idea that we’re watching him.”
- “Which one am I again, Ant or Dec?”
- “There’s a label in your pants.”
- “But I think I’m wearing your pants.”

Caruso explores the island in an attempt to find some answers.
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“…and in your greatest time of need – that, my friend, that was when I carried you… just like I carried Dennis Franz in the first season of NYPD Blue.”

SUDDENLY, FROM AROUND THE NEXT BEACHHEAD!
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“What the?!”

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“The Statue of Liberty?!”

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“But that can mean one thing…”

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“Someone… is taking liberties on my island.”

Meanwhile, on another another part of the island…
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“I think Purgatory has become way too commercialised these days. Next year We’re thinking of going to the astral plane.”

IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
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