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Stranded on a mysterious island (although, for reasons of copyright, not technically LOST) David Caruso dreams...

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"And the nominees for best actor in the world ever are..."

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"...Dennis 'Archduke' Franz, for his portrayal of maverick cop Vinnie Castagoza in NY Bullet; Unidentified 'Black' Male, for his portrayal of maverick cop Houston Texas in NY Blue; and Jimmy 'Riddle' Smits, for his portrayal of by-the -book cop Anton 'Dickens' Dickens in NY Paedo."

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"And the award goes to..."

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"Looks like Carus-mas has come early!"

Suddenly a noise from the undergrowth!
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"What the?!"

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"Wake up, David, you're dreaming."

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"Some kind of crazy dream! I thought I was stranded on a mysterious island instead of winning awards. I guess that was a case of to sleep...perchance -"

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"No, David, you really are on a mysterious island..."

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"...and you're still dreaming!"

SOME KIND OF LYNCHIAN NIGHTMARESCAPE!
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"Looks as though I'm going to have to...lodge a formal complaint."

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"Honestly, if I knew my likeness was going to be used as an excuse for a lack of credible narrative in this week's episode, i would never have agreed to appear."

LATER, AT THAT YEAR'S GOLDEN GLOBE JUDGING PANEL:
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"Well, gentleman, you've seen the Caruso offering. What is your verdict?"

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- "Guilty!"
- "Guilty!"
- "Guilty!"

IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:

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- "Okay guys, the suits upstairs want us to start answering some of the questions we've left hanging so far. Any ideas?"
- "How about he sometimes wears a hat?"

Robinson Caruso - Episode 4: For Your Consideration