| | | So I was flipping through "The Perfumed Garden" last night, and I found these lists of alternate names for the male and female genitalia.
Male:
The virile member, generative organ, smith's bellows, pigeon, jingler, untameable, liberator, creeper, exciter, deceiver, sleeper, pathmaker, tailor, quencher, twister, knocker, swimmer, enterer, withdrawer, one-eyed, bald-head, one with an eye, stumbler, funny-head, one with a neck, hairy one, shameless one, bashful one, weeper, mover, annexer, spitter, splasher, breaker, seeker, rubber, flabby one, searcher, discoverer
Female:
the passage, vulva, libidinous, primitive, starling, crack, crested one, snub-nosed, hedgehog, taciturn, squeezer, importunate, sprinkler, desirer, beauty, sweller, high-brow, spreader, giant, glutton, bottomless pit (!?), two-lipped one, camel's hump, sieve, mover, annexer, accomodator, helper, arch, extender, duellist, ever-ready, fleer, resigned, wet one, barricaded one, abyss, biter, sucker, wasp, warmer, delicious one
I particularly like "Starling" for the female one. Cute.
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