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Cows and milk.

Banehammer

02:44 / 16.11.06

Some unfortunate crackpot will try to milk meaning from a cow that is dry from the truth, the truth being that there is no meaning where there should be milk.

Cheers (and discuss, if your comprehension permits).

Princess

03:11 / 16.11.06

Mine, most certainly, does not. However, I would like to flag up a cow called Elsie. She is forbidden to produce milk; in cyberland they only drink diet coke.

"And I lowered myself beneath her and held my mouth to her swollen udder
And sucked the sweetest milk I have ever tasted (slurp)
"CLIMB ONBOARD!" she said

And as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland, we reared back
And sprang into a gallop
Leaping, out of orbit, I awoke singing.

Now Elsie has been flagged I will most certainly wait for others of greater comprehension to take over. Continue as before.

Sow. You mean "Sow".

Those long winter nights? Already flown.

Whisky Priestess

09:48 / 16.11.06

So it's dry of truth, meaning and milk?

Poor cow.

Quantum

10:18 / 16.11.06

Some unfortunate crackpot

This thread is a cow. You, dear reader, are the unfortunate crackpot attempting to milk meaning from it.

In cyberland?

OMG teh M4tr1x!!11 etc

Disco is My Class War

12:07 / 16.11.06

Speaking of cows, I transitioned back from lactose-free milk to milk-with-lactose the other day. Bad idea. So much gas. That's what it is about milk -- it's the lactose.

(Although I spent five years there drinking soymilk, I can't cope with soymilk anymore. I'm not sure what happened there. And ricemilk? Gross.)

Sniv

12:41 / 16.11.06

Cow in cyberland:

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Ticker

12:47 / 16.11.06

well I got me some unpasterized unhomogenized organic happy cow milk the other day for the first time. It was pretty damn fantastic. I wish I could have a cow pal.

Sorry to hear it is now pretty much illegal in the UK?

For lactose issues I find goat milk does the trick though supposedly some folks do ok with the farm fresh unaltered cow variety as well. If the dyke-wife is up for an experimentI I may try feeding a teaspoon to her. She digs the raw goat milk I get from the farm and we plan on making some epic hot-chocolates this winter.

Disco is My Class War

13:00 / 16.11.06

You know what rocks? Sheep's milk yoghurt. I think if I lived on a farm, I would happily get some sheep and milk them. Goats too, maybe.

Twice

15:08 / 16.11.06

Sorry to hear it is now pretty much illegal in the UK?

I miss the yellow stuff. I used to get it, Guernsey & Unpasteurised from countryhome. Ohhh lickchops!!

Ticker

15:12 / 16.11.06

yeah there's a huge ground swell here in the states for raw milk. The FDA hates it with a passion.