The Gallery of Lost Shifts; Lately, the exhibits have gotten dusty.

02:36 / 23.10.06

The Crypt-Keeper, Vaulter-Keeper, and the Old Witch always resented the Late Night Gallery's Curator of the Bizarre, telling tales of particularly artistic horror, especially when illustrated by a Cezanne, Manet, or Klimt (even with a lot of gold there can be terror!).

02:41 / 23.10.06

There was an art curator who was killed by a mugger. The guy was shot when he wouldnt give up all his Monet.

02:43 / 23.10.06

Cubism is for squares.

02:46 / 23.10.06

I never got the point of Seurat.

02:49 / 23.10.06

I wonder, how, after a long hard day, does Christo unwind?

02:50 / 23.10.06

Possibly he feels the same of you. Possibly a proper piss-up between you two would fix?

I can never figure out how to properly pronounce Magritte, for some reason.

Have you ever read the "Matthew and the Midnight..." books? Kids books about a kid named Matthew who has various adventures with "Midnight" things. The Midnight Wrestlers are all fine & pop artists rendered as hulking wrestlers. I remember something about Mad Dog Magritte...

03:02 / 23.10.06

I've never read any of those. But anyway, I have to be up early in the morning to begin renovation work. So I must bid you a good night.

Anyone?

Hey there

How's things Liger?

01:19 / 24.10.06

What up?

01:21 / 24.10.06

Papers!

Yay! The shift is getting fuller and fuller!

01:26 / 24.10.06

How goes it, O Ur-Keggers? Astride the cosmos, what dost thine eyes perceive?

01:29 / 24.10.06

Surrealism is for fish?

01:29 / 24.10.06

Mine eye perceives that the street light outside my yard has gone out over a month ago and will likely remain dark for a long while. It also perceives that I donthave wine tonight...I will remedy that when I can be arsed to go to the cellar and get a bottle.

et tu?

01:30 / 24.10.06

Dadaism, is for my Mamaism.

01:30 / 24.10.06

and fish is like god without a bicycle or soemthing like that...

01:31 / 24.10.06

Just got back from my Leather tooling class. It's kind of a difficult set of skills to get down. But it's a satisfying, challenging sort of difficult.

01:31 / 24.10.06

Hello Kegman, Liger and others...

01:32 / 24.10.06

".I will remedy that when I can be arsed to go to the cellar and get a bottle."

You have a wene cellar. Well hoity-toity, la-de-da!

01:33 / 24.10.06

"wine" cellar, it's *wine* cellar

Hi Electrix!

01:36 / 24.10.06

Its not as hoity-toity as it sounds. It's more of a bunch of wine racks in the basement. But one day... muwhahaha.. wine cellar for certain.

01:37 / 24.10.06

Yes Liger, he has lots of wine that Kegman. How ya doing?

BTW, Keggers...I have changed your name to KEGMAN because you are a "boy" no longer.

01:39 / 24.10.06

hmm I wonder... does that mean you eat Chef Manardee?

01:39 / 24.10.06

He's not a "gers" anymore either...

Keggirls

Oh Im very much GER! Im more GER than you LiGER Null!!! Im so GER Im plural GER! GERS!!!

01:42 / 24.10.06

Chef Boy-ar-dee is for kids.

01:44 / 24.10.06

Keggirls. Well at least I now know what to have sewn on the jacket backs of my all girl curling league.

01:44 / 24.10.06

Trix is for... oh. heheh.. never mind.

01:50 / 24.10.06

Well, one kid for certain, maybe two.

01:51 / 24.10.06

Chef GERardee?

01:54 / 24.10.06

I leave you all for one minute and the Shift grows exponentially. Well, some kind of adverb, anyway.

Tragically, no wine. I have some gin in the freezer that I might break out in a bit.

01:56 / 24.10.06

Anyone want to see my Barbelith Homework?