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Visual jokes

 
 
Benny the Ball
07:07 / 15.04.06
What's this?

A dead one of these...
 
 
■
08:51 / 15.04.06
No, it's one of those doing press-ups on a mirror.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:41 / 15.04.06
I don´t get it. :(
 
 
Dark side of the Moonfrog1
09:42 / 15.04.06
Look out, Benny, i've got your nose.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:07 / 15.04.06
Can you hear this?

Want me to turn it up?
 
 
Jack Fear
13:45 / 15.04.06
Ship arriving too late to save a drowning witch.
 
 
foolish fat finger
21:16 / 16.04.06
I thought it was a seagull flying home from the chippy...

has anyone started a thread of punchlines? here's mine "they sent me Diana Ross" u can google it...
 
 
Jack Fear
01:08 / 17.04.06
Ping-pong balls? I thought you said "King Kong's balls"!
 
 
Benny the Ball
03:40 / 17.04.06
my favourite punchline is;

"well, I'd be a c**t to have the cornflakes"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:38 / 17.04.06
I don't even remember the joke which has the punchline:

No, I said I'm a BUNTING salesman!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:40 / 17.04.06
And, oh, wow, a punchline that actually needs to be said out loud as well:

And as he's lying there, smashed to bits on the pavement, the last thing he hears is the ambulance going "ner-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner".
 
 
Baz Auckland
03:39 / 18.04.06
From the last joke I remember hearing:

Did you hear that, Pancake?
 
 
Sax
13:01 / 18.04.06
If this is turning into a thread of punchlines without jokes, anyone help with this:

"A lady who likes Nicholas Parsons, and a parson who likes knickerless ladies"

?
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:42 / 18.04.06
The internet says, that punchline comes from Comic actor Ronnie Barker, one of The Two Ronnies.
 
 
sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q
16:37 / 18.04.06
why do gay men make bad boxers?

because they think this is a fist.

[edited as per Benny's request]
 
 
Benny the Ball
17:13 / 18.04.06
sibyline - very good - but need to lose the description of what is happening with the hand ;)
 
 
Ganesh
17:27 / 18.04.06
Hahah yes, because clearly gay men are the only humans who insert fists into orifices.

*chortle*
 
 
Triplets
17:39 / 18.04.06
But it's a VISUAL JOKE!!11!!!!2!
 
 
sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q
17:55 / 18.04.06
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

I don't know, tell me why?
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:51 / 18.04.06
How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?


They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.
 
 
■
18:53 / 18.04.06
I'm a zit!