YOU! SHIFT ME ALL NIGHT LONG!

00:47 / 25.02.06

I'm going for Balblair. It's a very burny single malt, and I'm a man who likes his malts burny.

00:47 / 25.02.06

I'll join you in some of that *spits* water, Stoat.

Look what's become of us.

00:49 / 25.02.06

I have water too.

And beer.

And crisps.

And a peanut butter sammich.

The water's probably more of a "bedside table, tomorrow morning" deal.

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00:50 / 25.02.06

You know what, Mel, You just suggested a venue for a meet. Will post tomorrow. Probably time for mr to give up for the night. The music has clicked on to Pale Saints, which is never a good sign.

00:52 / 25.02.06

I don't understand people who (can) have alcohol around the house. It's sort of a baffling concept to me.

If I had a bottle of whisky I'd be fearful all the time.

00:53 / 25.02.06

Night cube.

As I opened my mouth to consume, I just noticed my sammich is mouldy. This is shite.

00:54 / 25.02.06

Yeah, pup's good. Great, in fact. Doesn't seem to get any less cute even though she gets bigger. It's really weird.

I can actually have booze around the house now... for years it was too dangerous. Unfortunately I'm currently at work. And my booze is miles away.

00:55 / 25.02.06

Aieee! I hate that feeling.

And sometimes, you just pick the bits off and try and carry on... and sometimes you think "If I get rid of the bad bits and toast it..." But it never works. Ick.

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00:57 / 25.02.06

Baffles me, too. I'm having trouble working my way through the long-lasting wreckage of a party a month ago. Normally booze has a one-day shelf-life. For the good of my health, I will never host another party.

Anyway, night all.

I'm working my way through the scary go round archives (read Bobbins aaaaaages ago, but never moved on to this). It's really good. More charming than it is funny though. I love the art.

You can tell that John Allison likes his male characters, but he loves his female ones.

01:04 / 25.02.06

Night, cubester.

01:17 / 25.02.06

To bed must I go! Night chums.

01:21 / 25.02.06

G'night.

Anyone still there?

01:27 / 25.02.06

I'm still about. For a wee bit anyhow.

You know what's pissing me off?

I bought an 300gb external drive the other month and moved all my iTunes library onto it. It's great 'cause I can hold a lot more music, but unless I'm sitting in the one place in my room I can't listen to any of it.

It sucks!

I mean it totally compares with the plight of starving African children. It's at least equal to the breadth and depth of Billy Corgan's angst.

01:44 / 25.02.06

Perhaps we should organise a telethon.

01:51 / 25.02.06

Five million people phoning in, telling me to peel my arse off my bed and into a chair one foot away?

Aye. Why not.

Jack Denfeld

01:54 / 25.02.06

Sup.

01:56 / 25.02.06

Hey, Jack.

Jack Denfeld

01:57 / 25.02.06

Nada, watching these Russian ice skaters.

02:07 / 25.02.06

I'm just reading newspapers and stuff. Y'know. the usual.

03:14 / 25.02.06

I feel dirty.
Well, It's really too late and I couldn't possibly but...
Shift me.

And my legs hurt.

I'm just chuckling away at this...

What goes 'Oooooooooooo'?

A cow with no lips.

Which is one of Lulas' from this joke thread

And i can't think of a more perfect joke than that. I am so trying to keep that in my head for the point when i will next get to remember a joke. Unfortunatly i have the memory of a spud.

03:21 / 25.02.06

Ghadis, should I drink more?

If the answer is "yes" surely you are wise.

But if the answer is "no" you can be my special friend.

And my legs hurt.

I'm going to have a cigarette now. Will keep everyone updated on my actions but otherwise continue with your lives.

ghadis

03:25 / 25.02.06

Well you can drink more but you aint havin none of my secret pop! Which at the moment is a mixture of red wine, lemsip and absinthe. an a special ingeregiant

ghadis

03:26 / 25.02.06

what the fuck is wrong with your legs?

i can do handstands...watch...

10:38 / 25.02.06

Ah, sorry for flaking ghadis! Went to the kitchen for aforementioned cigarette and collapsed in alcoholical heap.

And my head hurts.

Your head hurts!...You should have seen that handstand!

10:51 / 25.02.06

Did you fall? I find handstanding while drunk is a preamble to funny injury. Was there much pain?

(My legs hurt because I had to walk a mile before I saw a taxi)

I am bedraggled.