WHAT DOES THE QUEEN SEND THESE DAYS WHEN YOU REACH ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD STOP I DO NOT THINK I WOULD LIKE IT WERE SHE TO JUST COME ROUND AND SHOVE SHIT THROUGH MY LETTERBOX STOP
SHE CAN NOT SEND ME A TEXT STOP I HAD TO HAVE HER NUMBER BLOCKED AFTER A REGRETTABLE TEXT BOMBARDMENT EVENT WHICH I CAN ONLY PRESUME FOLLOWED A NIGHT ON THE SAUCE STOP SHAME SHE USED TO SEND SOME GOOD SAUCY ONES TOO STOP
URGE TO POST IN EVERY THREAD AS IF A TELEGRAM STOP MUST FIGHT IT STOP
WESTERN UNION WITH A CABLE STOP WESTERN UNION WITH A CABLE STOP SEND ME A LETTER STOP SEND IT TO ME WHEN YOU WANT TO STOP STOP STOP THE LAURA CANTRELL LYRICS ROLLING AROUND MY HEAD
XOC I WAS GOING TO POST THAT MYSELF STOP YOU SEE I AM GOING TO SEE BAUHAUS ON FRIDAY AND THEIR COVER OF THAT SONG IS SUBLIME STOP HOWEVER I APPARENTLY THOUGHT SMUTTY JOKES ABOUT THE QUEEN WOULD BE MORE WORTHWILE STOP GO FIGURE STOP
NINA I AM HAPPY TO SEND YOU A TELEGRAM BUT YOU HAD BETTER HAVE YOUR MAIDSERVANT READY TO PICK IT UP AT THE POST OFFICE THIS TIME ROUND STOP REMEMBER THE FIASCO LAST TIME MARK OF INTERROGATION BLOODY CHAOS STOP
THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT STOP THE BIG LOUSY ANTS ATE HER SHOES STOP SHE COULD NOT WALK BAREFOOT TO THE POST OFFICE STOP I FIRED HER AS HER INCESSANT WEEPING OVER THE MANOLOS WAS BOTHERING ME STOP
FAIR ENOUGH I ALWAYS CONSIDERED HER TO BE A SOMEWHAT WEEDY SPECIMEN BUT COULDNT HAVE SAID THAT TO YOU AT THE TIME COULD I MARK OF INTERROGATION EXCLAIMATION POINT
AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A TERRIBLE ROAR ALL AOUND US STOP AND THE SKY WAS FULL OF WHAT LOOKED LIKE HUGE BATS STOP ALL SWOOPING AND SCREECHING STOP AND DIVING AROUND THE CAR STOP WHICH WAS GOING ABOUT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR STOP WITH THE TOP DOWN STOP TO LAS VEGAS STOP
HOW I WISH I COULD HAVE RECEIVED A TELEGRAM STOP
I WILL SETTLE FOR AN EMAIL ABOUT PENIS GROWTH STOP
OR 'HOT TEENAGE PUSSY WAITING FOR YOU' STOP
EWWWWWWW STOP
I WONDER WHAT THE LAST TELEGRAM ACTUALLY SENT WAS STOP THE PERSON WHO RECIEVED IT COULD PROBABLY SELL IT FOR A SMALL FORTUNE ON WWW STOP EBAY STOP COM STOP UNLESS IT WAS A PARTICULARLY EMBARASSING TELEGRAM LIKE HELLO BRUCE STOP HEARD YOU CAUGHT THE POX STOP BUMMER STOP BUT THAT SEEMS LIKE AN UNLIKELY SCENARIO STOP
A MAN AT A CAMPFIRE STOP NEEDS TO SEND MESSAGE BY RUNNER STOP CANNOT START STOP OR STOP STOP TOO MANY HOBNOBS STOP CAN A MAN SEND A PAPER THOUGH THE MAGICKAL AETHER INSTEAD? STOP SWALK* STOP
