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Can we trust Magic 8 Balls?

 
 
ZF!
07:09 / 13.12.05
I asked this to a magic 8-ball and it said

"Outlook good"

Is it messing with my mind?
 
 
■
07:20 / 13.12.05
Don't bet on it.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:36 / 13.12.05
Is it messing with my mind?

Yes, but only to subvert you out of your current reality tunnel paradigm and open your third eye.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:52 / 13.12.05
Yes, but only to subvert you out of your current reality tunnel paradigm and open your third eye.

I bet you say that to all the ladies.
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
08:01 / 13.12.05
What kind of a day would you have if you gave all your choices for the day to that magic 8 ball?

Then you'd know for sure.

Do it. do it. do it. you know you want to.
 
 
Sax
08:10 / 13.12.05
And if you end up in bed with an American football player and find his hot cock moiling around your mouth, don't blame Luke Reinhardt.
 
 
Cherielabombe
08:14 / 13.12.05
Most reliable is to use it three times and go best two out of three.
 
 
Jub
08:21 / 13.12.05
Dear God, zenfroglet - What have you done!?

Find and read the instructions to the Magic 8 Ball. I'm pretty sure it explicitly states you should NOT ask it this very question. I hope for your sake I'm wrong!
 
 
ZF!
13:02 / 13.12.05
Jub, I've just asked the Magic 8-ball if my asking of my original question would cause the unravelling of the Universe as we know it.

It said, "Ask Again Later"

So I did,

apparently "It Is Certain"

Sorry everyone.
 
 
Jub
13:31 / 13.12.05
Man!

You're messing with forces you don't understand!

Why didn't you just read the instructions - how could you have been so careless? This kind of tampering with spiritualism will lead to hell on earth.

Thanks zenfroglet!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:38 / 13.12.05
I thought this thread was going to be about my mate, Stevey "8 Balls" Chapman.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:05 / 13.12.05
I thought it was going to be about Molatar.