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Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:47 / 14.07.05
Oh, my heart, my heart. The shock. How shall I ever recover.

(:P)
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
23:55 / 14.07.05
I hope you had the speakers on too :-)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:44 / 15.07.05
Yes I had speakers. I had vast, collosal speakers of spiritual joy, which I had only that moment finished crafting from purest Vibratarium.

They shattered under the pure horror of your trite practical joke.

My neighbours--a sheltered community for the retired and medically surprised, who I had enlisted in my magickal endevour--were so horribly fucked by your link that they have imploded into a small but hostile jellyfishlike creature that calls itself Molly J. Herculese (sic).

All that is left of the carefully prepared creature of beauty and light that we dreamed of--that some of us died for--is a shivered remnant that can't even spell.

It calls you Daddy. Deal with it.

Because of you, the hopes of a generation are fucked. Because of you. Fucked by a shockwave file. Cheap. Shoddy. You.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
14:12 / 15.07.05
My apologies, Mordant - it is a fairly cheap joke, but one which seemed to fit the thread, being fairly obvious.

I have set up a trust fund for the jelly-like creature's eventual recovery and re-admission into the realms of the enlightened and pleasantly serene. I trust the Vibratrarium isn't too difficult to replace.

Sorry.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:32 / 15.07.05
I'm not really sure what to make of this.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
16:44 / 15.07.05
Stoatie, I see what you mean. I guess most of them are jokes (I can't be arsed to view them all). But of course, some might contain genuine emotions, in which case I ask myself who filmed them, and did they know? If all participants filmed their own clips and "sent it in" to the site themselves, I guess it's either "fun" (i.e. mass joke) or "therapy" for them (like Jerry Springer's supposed to be).

But I've got to admit, I feel the potential for, and smell more than a whiff of "happy-slapping" about that site. i.e. make someone cry, film it, label it with something banal, then sit back and get some perverse sense of schadenfreude out of it. I wonder exactly what the joke is and how many people are in on it? But then again, I'm tired and unable to kip, so maybe I'm thinking about this site a little too intently? Hmmm.... Ignore me; I do.
 
 
Liger Null
21:43 / 15.07.05
Man, if I only had a couple hundred bucks to throw away...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:56 / 15.07.05
pw, I am certain in my own mind that our lachrymose friends are willing parties.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:42 / 16.07.05
It's a viral.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
07:18 / 17.07.05
For those two-spirited types, who think they're a vegetarian in a cannibal's body perhaps?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:55 / 17.07.05
Fantastic!

And there was me thinking the lack of demand would lead to me never seeing my dreamed-of veggie black pudding substitute...
 
 
Triplets
09:31 / 17.07.05
La Pate a Son

A Goldberg music machine for ten (twenty) year olds.
 
 
grant
14:20 / 19.07.05
Oh. OK.

Go China. May your space pigs be fruitful.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
14:23 / 19.07.05
"What is that, Znorg?"
"It is a gift from the Earthmen. I saw them launch it towards us in the spirit of galactic unity. Let me just... get it... open..."
 
 
grant
14:39 / 06.10.05
Saucy pork odor? Won't do.

Oh. OK.
 
 
The Falcon
23:20 / 06.10.05
Ha. The first thing I thought of whilst looking at Crying While Eating was, indeed, Black People Love Us.
 
 
grant
02:20 / 10.11.05
Lovely ladies trained to kill, all the world over!

Oh. OK.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:11 / 10.11.05
grant, what exactly were you looking for? I'm just curious...

Funnily enough they don't have Lynndie England for the US.
 
 
Jub
08:45 / 10.11.05
Croatia's is superb.
 
 
Char Aina
22:04 / 22.11.05
oh. ok.
 
 
Char Aina
22:18 / 22.11.05

oh. o-kay....
 
 
w1rebaby
22:23 / 22.11.05
does it stop?
 
 
w1rebaby
22:31 / 22.11.05
(the first one)
 
 
Char Aina
22:40 / 22.11.05
i believe it is looped.
and also long.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
17:31 / 23.11.05
Larry Carlson's shit is awesome. I've met him a few times and he's a genuinely nice cat and consumate weirdo. He was supposed to give me a DVD of some of his video art, but as we were both quite stoned at the time I'm not surprised I never got it. I do have the album he made with Pixel Velez, "Virtual Om"; it's fab to zone out to. I've found that pulling up his site at a party creates clusters of staring, gently drooling people.
 
 
grant
15:48 / 15.12.05
Oh. OK.
 
 
grant
17:44 / 15.12.05
for some reason, all of mine seem to revolve around sex, animals and either industry or scientific research.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
21:05 / 15.12.05
It's probably just a by-product of being a writer or something, grant
 
 
grant
15:34 / 16.12.05
I think it's the sex+animals stuff being so, well, basic that the industry/science speak seems all the more stilted, artificial, obvious and weird. And that makes it funny.

Pig sperm in space! Human women dig monkey porn!
 
 
Char Aina
16:16 / 23.12.05
oh. ok.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
19:02 / 23.12.05
Search for Penguin Turns Ominous

I just love the title for this. You know, if we lived in the DC universe, we'd see this headline like once a month.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:26 / 23.12.05
It is indeed a great headline, but the story itself is so sad.
 
 
grant
14:44 / 29.12.05
[External image]

Oh. OK.
 
 
Char Aina
02:55 / 30.12.05
oh. ok.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:57 / 30.12.05
For people who might think, it´s not fake:

link
 
  

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