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What Can I Get For 10 Dollar?

 
 
Matthew Fluxington
17:41 / 10.02.05
Please let me know what I can get for ten American dollars.
 
 
Sleepy
18:05 / 10.02.05
Ten dollar get you everything you want. Me love you long time.
 
 
Papess
19:43 / 10.02.05
Well, Sleepy's offer looks better than mine.

...undercutting bitch. :P
 
 
astrojax69
19:50 / 10.02.05
but matthew, lie back and tell me, what do you want to get for ten american dollars...
 
 
nedrichards is confused
19:51 / 10.02.05
Peace out she'll kill you like Uma.
 
 
Papess
19:54 / 10.02.05
He probably just wants a cheeseburger and some fries.

Would you like a shake with that, sir?
 
 
Grey Area
20:38 / 10.02.05
10 dollars will get you 157950 Vietnamese Dong. Which is probably the price of the wheelbarrow you'd need to cart this most useless of currencies around.
 
 
doglikesparky
21:19 / 10.02.05
You could buy these.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:25 / 10.02.05
1/10th of an acre of land in Patagonia. $500 and you've got youself a place to raise a family, build a house, farm alpacas* and grass**, albeit in slightly bleak*** conditions.

* Smaller llamas, more fashionable.

** That'd have to be the cash crop, but it grows anywhere.

*** Not as rough as the Poles or Greenland.
 
 
ibis the being
21:28 / 10.02.05
A used electric typewriter in great condition! I did, anyway.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:01 / 10.02.05
LOLITA WAS A MAN EATER!
 
 
sleazenation
22:49 / 10.02.05
Teh 10 american dollars will get you laughed at, more often than not.
 
 
Liger Null
23:09 / 10.02.05
A copy of the Princess Bride on DVD...oh, wait, you still need 6¢ sales tax. My bad.
 
 
Liger Null
23:12 / 10.02.05
That's 60¢ cents...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:17 / 10.02.05
EVERYTHING YOU WANT!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:39 / 10.02.05
Suedey, that's not an anagram!
 
 
The Falcon
00:49 / 11.02.05
10 fags + 2 or 3 beers. Depends what brand you like.
 
 
LykeX
11:10 / 11.02.05
Let me put it this way, Matt. You have ten dollars, I have this beautiful bridge, prime location. Call me.

Seriously, by current standards, the equivalent of $10 will get you:

1 12g bag of oregano
2 cans of mango juice
1 200g bar of chocolate
1 bottle of cooking oil (your choice between grape seed or olive seed)
 
 
HCE
15:41 / 11.02.05
https://www.greatkat.com/07/index07.html
A Great Kat 'Extreme Guitar Shred' DVD.

http://secure.giantrobot.com/products.php?code=STAPLE
A staple-free stapler.
 
 
at the scarwash
07:17 / 14.02.05
At Warren's Inn in Houston, TX, $10 will get you two Wild Turkey and sodas that will put you sub-table with a respectable tip on top, so that Katy won't slit your throat after you've passed out.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
08:17 / 14.02.05
About four pounds worth of real money, I'm afraid.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
19:06 / 14.02.05
The most radical fisting of your sweet life.

(Make that anal fisting. I don't do urethral.)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:20 / 14.02.05
I will give anyone $10 in the currency of their choice if they can find a way to expunge that image from my brain.