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The Barbelith 3000 (and up) Club

 
  

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lord nuneaton savage
08:58 / 15.02.06
I've got some fascinating erotic etchings up in the attic if anyone wishes to take a look. Apparently you're only allowed to view them if the Pope is with you. Very rare indeed.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:17 / 15.02.06
What exactly do you mean with "up in the attic"?
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
09:21 / 15.02.06
Y'know, up THERE...
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:27 / 15.02.06
Aah, there. The handicap of not yet having achieved 3.000 posts limited my capacity for understanding this cunning innuendo.
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
09:31 / 15.02.06
Nothing cunning about it, dear chap. *pats Mist on back, clenches pipe between teeth*

Now, feast your eyes on THESE...
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:03 / 15.02.06
These are beautiful pieces of advanced craftsmanship! It´s a bother having to kick the pope repeatedly in the shins, so I can have a look as well, though.
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
10:10 / 15.02.06
Yes, he's a seedy monkey inne? *turns page* Hellooo...
 
 
iamus
12:00 / 18.09.06
FIGHT!
 
 
HCE
13:09 / 18.09.06
You want a fight, kid, we'll bring the fight to ya!

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iamus
13:11 / 18.09.06
BRING IT!

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Tryphena Absent
16:09 / 18.09.06
GET OUT OF OUR THREAD LOW POSTING SCUM
 
 
iamus
18:10 / 18.09.06
Woah! Hey! This is nothing to do with post count, MEMBER 882!

If that's the game you want to play, perhaps we should take this to a new, dedicated arena. A fight thread where we can all fire previous posts at each other like barrels of cheap, disposable AMMUNITION! Where INTELLIGENT CRITIQUE OF GENDER ROLES IN MODERN CHILDREN'S LITERATURE goes head-to-head with PERSONAL ACCOUNTS OF THE BEST WAY TO WIPE AN ARSE, like elementally-opposed Pokémon DOING THE DANCE OF DEATH!

If that's how it has to be, then that's how it has to be. But I warn you, don't make me go all Lateshift on you! Once that post counter starts accelerating, it CANNOT BE STOPPED!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
18:23 / 18.09.06
YOU DISGUST ME TAKING THE IDEA OF NUMBERS AND SUBVERTING THEM. I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE INTEREST OF POINTLESS AND UNCALLED FOR TO STOATIE. RRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR. YOU'RE PRACTICALLY NINJA SCUM.
 
 
iamus
18:25 / 18.09.06
TAKE THAT BACK!
 
 
iamus
18:27 / 18.09.06
TO ME, CHILDREN OF THE THIRD THOUSAND!

THE TIME IS AT HAND! THE GAME IS AFOOT!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:02 / 18.09.06
Don't make me use Zangief's Flying Stomach block attack on you. Oh no. Don't make me do that.
 
  

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