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Evolution or brain damage?

 
 
subcultureofone
19:28 / 22.07.04

monkey walks upright after serious illness


is this what really happened?!?
 
 
Joetheneophyte
09:38 / 23.07.04
no

there was this huge monolith and this monkey touched it

next thing he has a bright idea.........he kills a pig, beats the brains out of a competitor and starts eating meat

he then evolves (or devolves) into Ted Nugent
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:55 / 27.07.04
I think this will only really become an issue if its offspring walk upright also. But really interesting if the demand the return of "Brighteyes".
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:57 / 27.07.04
I don't really know enough about primates to bring much to the table on this one, but I have to say, it's one of the most interesting things I've seen in a long time, especially in its possible ramifications for evolution.
 
 
bjacques
13:30 / 27.07.04
Or it learns to say "NO!" But if it wants to conquer Century City (Calif.), it's more than welcome.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:27 / 27.07.04
Of course, the real question is can it say "Kill for Krushchev"?
 
 
*
00:41 / 30.07.04
Look, everyone. Apparently they've renamed him Lamarck.
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:43 / 30.07.04
Lamark? What the hell's a Lamark? Sounds like either a cheesy sports car or a cheap printer.
 
 
Jack Fear
01:28 / 31.07.04
gentlething: Shhhhhhhhhurely you're thinking of Lysenko? After all, Lamarckism--as actually put forth by Lamarck--isn't entirely incompatible with evolution as we understand it--although it does have a hefty God-trip built into it, and has been distorted by the so-called "Intelligent design" folks...
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
03:57 / 04.08.04
I was so fascinated by this story that I had to write about it for the geeknews feed I'm editing.

it'll be interesting to learn how this will unfold; I guess Natacha has to undergo more tests in order to be determined what actually happened...

and I was thinking: what if the stomach infection left her with a constant pain that only goes away if she walks like that? and what happened to the other infected monkeys?
 
 
*
16:54 / 04.08.04
Shhhhhhhhhurely you're thinking of Lysenko?

Eh, yeah. Probably. I dunno, I'm a humanities student. Whee, art.
 
 
Warewullf
18:17 / 09.08.04
after a near death experience

Grrr. People keep using this term incorrectly (I'm looking at you, Sky One). A near death experience isn't what happens when you nearly die, it's when you actually die and are brought back to life.

Still, upright monkey. Neat-o. Wonder how long it'll last. Walking, I mean. Not how long it'll be before anti-evolutionists bash it's brains out in the middle of the night.