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Dyson Flash for Attention

 
 
Tezcatlipoca
20:18 / 19.07.04
Online marketing gets stranger by the day, but, thankfully, Dyson have decided to promote their new product with an entertaining little Flash game...

Dyson Telescope Game

Utterly work-safe.
 
 
iconoplast
00:32 / 20.07.04
I am beaten by the fiendish and satanic design of level 13.

Damn you, Dyson!
 
 
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01:16 / 20.07.04
Hey i'm on level 24 now, this thing is sick in an evil way. Level 23 really was bad shit, i literally have a headache now but have to see if i can finish it.

I didn't come all this way just to give up, no way.
 
 
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01:41 / 20.07.04
That things a joke, right? How the hell do you do the last one?

FUCKERS!!! I got to level 25.
 
 
Lord Morgue
03:17 / 20.07.04
SUCK! SUCK HARDER DAMN YOU! Now BLOW!
 
 
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10:36 / 20.07.04
Seriously i need to know if anyone finished level 25 and how the fuck. I went to bed last night after playing on that for about an hour and a half or something with an actual headache from staring at that fucking thing and wracking my brains, wait a minute, did a say playing? Fucking getting TORTURED.

I'm saying this because that last level looked impossible, like they'd stringed me along just to give me a headache and screw me over at the last minute.

I hate your game Dyson, i hate your evil game.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
11:24 / 20.07.04
I've currently finished levels 1-25 of the standard game, all 10 of the New Block levels, and the first 3 Christmas levels.

I won't provde spoilers, but if anyone really is stuck on a level, PM me and I'll give you my solution.
 
 
electricinca
12:41 / 20.07.04
My god this is insane. I have finally completed levels 1-25 having played it virtually all day and I've done nearly no work at all.

My company should sue Dyson for loss of productivity or something. I shall attempt the christmas levels later, but for now I should actually do some of what I'm being paid to do on this computer.
 
 
electricinca
12:44 / 20.07.04
Level 23 was the real killer I don't know how many hours I spent trying do that one and yet level 24 I got immediately, but then the horror of level 25 arose to destroy my confidence yet again.
 
 
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12:55 / 20.07.04
What so 25's actually possible? OK i'll have another look at it. And yes, i agree that 23 is a killer, that was when my headache started i think.
 
 
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13:13 / 20.07.04
Haha, i actually got there in the end. I honestly thought that it was some type of joke, that was hard.
 
 
gravitybitch
14:22 / 20.07.04
I haven't solved 25 yet. It does look impossible, so it's nice to know that it can be done. At least I think it's "nice" - for all I know, this is an eeeevilll plot to suck brains and all you folks who've claimed to solve it are actually pod-people now...
 
 
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15:52 / 20.07.04
Yeah i was getting paranoid too, but it DOES work, trust me...........

.....we'll have your brain shut down before long, dear.