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How Was Your Date With Eminem?

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The Strobe

11:44 / 30.06.04

Surely, 'a deep emotional interest with webcams'?

Lord Morgue

08:56 / 02.07.04

He was all over me like a sticky little bunny rabbit- finally I just let him hump my leg while I read the Sunday Telegraph, and let me tell you, it was the first time I ever read the whole thing cover to cover.

the cat's iao

04:05 / 03.07.04

He tried to spank his monkey in front of me so I called the SPCA.

pomegranate

18:32 / 04.07.04

he's actually kinda shy when you get him alone, and he's a good kisser. the date was pretty good, until he tried to stick it in my butt.

Matthew Fluxington

18:38 / 04.07.04

I'm not sure if I really want to know what "it" was.

The monkey.

Koala and Prayingmantis win this thread. What can I say, anal sex jokes are HIL-ARIOUS.

Lord Morgue

11:34 / 05.07.04

See, it was a butt-monkey.

Lord Morgue

10:11 / 06.07.04

WHY I M WEASEL'S ANAL SEX JOKE BETTER THAN I R BABOON'S!?

Tryphena Absent

12:14 / 06.07.04

I think this thread is really down on Enimen, I mean he seems like a nice guy, perhaps we should be looking on the positive side- he's clearly searching hard for love, the amount of dating he's been doing! Give him a pat on the back!

Lord Morgue

13:30 / 06.07.04

(pout) Well, I had a monkey in my joke. Monkeys are comedy GOLD, I tell you!

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