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Amusing Typos

 
 
ephemerat
07:13 / 04.05.04
Seen whilst pottering around Southampton Sainsbury's deli section yesterday - a label for Lincolnshire sausage rolls which, after the usual advertising waffle, informed us that:

'Product may have been previously forzen.'

Of course.

***

Once it was a pig
But now found wrapped in pastry
It is no longer

***
 
 
passer
22:34 / 04.05.04
On the back of rather blotchy test turned in by a very sweet young woman:

sorry for the mess my penis drippy.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:58 / 19.01.06
Me, in email to potential employer, explaining that I am snowed under and can only do a few hours here and there:

'but if you would like me to do that, I would do so like a shit'

SHOT SHOT SHOT
 
 
sleazenation
13:06 / 19.01.06
you will be, kit kat, you will be...
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:11 / 22.01.06
Talking of excrement...

Seen on a bootleg T-shirt on sale outside their last London gig: Einsturdzende Neubauten. In really, really big letters.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:27 / 22.01.06
And you didn't buy it?

You fool of a Mango!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:34 / 22.01.06
Ah, but it was crap.