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Less searchable M0rd4nt

00:32 / 01.05.04

I reckon that most sex aids come from someone making up a completely random name, and then other people coming along and building something that fits that name.

Therefore I'm going to bring joy and happyness to the world by start making up names of sex aids.

Green Sperlunkers. Friendly Bishops. Groovy Buckles. Fingley Whoopsers. Nylon Afterthoughts. Nudge Buffets. Josie's Pink Ankle-socks. Plimpfurlers.

Get knitting.

ataltane

01:04 / 01.05.04

Neatly tying together the two recent subjects of "people with penis referencing-names", and "names of imaginary sex aids", the former leader of the Labour Party in Ireland was called Dick Spring. I can't believe how long I went without noticing that.

Ganesh

01:55 / 01.05.04

Hmm. I must admit I managed to extract mucho chucklesome humour from having a colleage called Dick Fitzpatrick. Just as well I never actually knew anyone called Patrick, or I might have cracked a rib or two, laughing.

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