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Which gritty, no-nonsense comic book character are you?

Doctor Singapore

21:17 / 18.12.03

Along the lines of the previous "How geek are you? thread (30%, in case you were wondering), here's this one, to determine which of your favorite comic book anti-heroes you resemble. Maybe I should have posted it in the comics forum?...

My results:

[Image: Spider]
You are Spider Jerusalem.
Spider is THE journalist of the future. He smokes,
he does drugs, and he kicks ass. The drugs are
going to eventually kill him but not before he
gets his way. And his way is the demise of the
failed American dream. Although full of hate,
he cares about his city. All he wants to bring
the world is truth. Spider Jerusalem,
conscience of the City. Frightening thought,
but he's the only one we've got.

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Considering that I actually am a reporter, and a big Hunter Thompson fan as well, this makes an odd kind of sense...

mixmage

21:25 / 18.12.03

[Image: John Constantine Pic]
You are John Constantine.
John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at
times he appears to wield strong magical powers
but he has also become known as something of a
con-man, more likely to talk himself out of
trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

agvvv

22:06 / 18.12.03

again..

[Image: John Constantine Pic]
You are John Constantine.
John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at
times he appears to wield strong magical powers
but he has also become known as something of a
con-man, more likely to talk himself out of
trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

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The Puck

22:23 / 18.12.03

Yeah i got J.C as well, which does work out cos i AM a charming motherfucker

Mazarine

22:46 / 18.12.03

I too likewise am John boy, but I don't smoke.

Doctor Singapore

00:00 / 19.12.03

Somehow, I expected a lot of 'Lithers would get that result...P.S. to moderators, sorry for the duplicate post eariler.

the Fool

00:01 / 19.12.03

I got...

[Image: Preacher]
You are Jesse Custer.
Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing
to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a
jackass. Or back you up if you prove that
you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word
and honor is without reproach.

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Which is a bit useless cos I've never read Preacher...

mixmage

00:02 / 19.12.03

Since my magick isn't head-crushingly good, I changed my weapon answer to Fists... just to be honest.

[Image: Preacher]
You are Jesse Custer.
Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.

hmmm... only five choices and no Mob?

Spyder Todd 2008

00:33 / 19.12.03

"You are The Midnighter. The Midnighter was a secret product of the labs of Henry Bendix, part of his Stormwatch "Academy" program, the members of whom were duped into becoming Bednix's personal Stormwatch team. One of many individuals given superpowers by that ruthless personage, he lost his original identity in the process. He was transformed into "Night's Bringer of War", a living weapon designed to "hit thing's until they don't work anymore. The Midnighter automatically analyses every situation he is in as a combat scenario, his computerised senses instantaneously checking out multiple battle strategies until he has located the best one to win the fight at minimal effort. To aid him in the actual fight he has heightened reflexes and strength, and a superb knowledge of most forms of combat."

I thought for sure it was going to be Constantine, but Midnighter kicks ass too.

rizla mission

08:42 / 19.12.03

Now this is surely The Most Barbelith Link Ever?

I get Spider Jerusalem, which pleases me mightily.

The Strobe

10:31 / 19.12.03

Great. I'm the fucking Punisher. Just fucking peachy. (Damnit!).

Saveloy

10:50 / 19.12.03

[Image: Lobo]
You are Lobo.
Lobo is an alien humanoid being from the planet
Czarnia. Born in the Earth year 1599, Lobo is
6'4", 250 pounds, with red eyes and black
hair. Lobo is the last surviving member of his
race, because he killed almost every other
Czarnian on a whim one day. Lobo's favorite
color is Sepucher Black. He is a man of his
word, who would rather kill the promisee than
renege. He also loathes the following: square
jaws, goody-goodies, democracy, flags, the
philosophy that Good will always triumph over
Evil, short hair, brown shoes, Equality for
Women, Equality for Men, basic rights, and most
everything else that is commonly considered
decent.

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Bill Posters

11:56 / 19.12.03

I am not JC!! I am practically suicidal!! I'm that Midnighter thug. Pah.

Sax

17:19 / 19.12.03

I'm the Shogun Warriors. All of them. How can this be?

Papess

18:12 / 19.12.03

Yay...online for a few...

I am John Constantine. No matter what combination of answers I chose, I ALWAYS got JC...Blah. Now I have to read Hellblazer to even have a clue what that quiz means.

NotBlue

21:21 / 19.12.03

crimmeny, i thought i was the other guy...

[Image: Preacher]
You are Jesse Custer.
Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing
to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a
jackass. Or back you up if you prove that
you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word
and honor is without reproach.

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Brigade du jour

23:56 / 19.12.03

How the hell can I be John Constantine?

Sax

09:41 / 24.12.03

It's a bit difficult not to get JC, really. And it's a pretty easy quiz to swing.