someone was stroking my bum, and when I turned around, I thought it was qalyn, all suited up! but no, on second glance, I realized that it was just some ren faire reject
I grew a beard and put on a few pounds during the summer. I hope you all know that the Hobbit comments have made me take to popping ephedra tablets like candy, and drinking diet cokes. Barbelith's given me an eating disorder.
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