Bugger the baby apes. Sorry - no - tiny homonids v. cute but I have BABY DUCKLEWINGS at my place of work.
And they've been fed processed trash by the students, so if you sit on the grass they run towards you going BEE-BE-BEEE, all trusting and eager with their greyyellowsilverblack fuzz and their stubby winglets twitching (and their strange, terrifying scaly saurine legs) and peck ineffectually at your hands.
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AAAAAAH!
(They didn't look exactly like this duckling. But it's closer than the other images Google gave me, which included a thing on a polystyrene tray from a swamp toxicology report.) |