| | | It is undoubtedly an advert for global warming.
Buy your very own tiny (and rapidly shrinking) Polynesian island now while stocks last!
Invest in a capri pant manufacturing plant and fashion sandals (plus those ridiculous little sock-ettes that barely reach the ankles, for careless socks-with-sandals wearers) as the Great Sweaty British Public™ adapts to living on a tropical island.
Get your cheap ice here, straight from Princess Ragnhild Land. Seabird guano flavouring extra.
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