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A star-spawned, eldritch abomination of an on-line personality quiz

Bill Posters

10:46 / 10.06.03

Which Great Old One Are You?

waxy dan

10:51 / 10.06.03

Yeeharr. No more mister nice guy, muah-hah-ha! Well.. until someone strikes a match and dispels my ass.

... that sounds ruder than it was meant to.

I amNyarlathotep!
The 999 forms of Nyarlathotep are a point of meditation for the true initiate. It is through these manifold faces that the secrets of the universe are made known. Called "The Crawling Chaos", Nyarlathotep is the disembodied ego of Azathoth and thus the universal "I" of known reality. Some of the many documented forms are; Father of Knives, Nephren-Ka, the Black Man, the Beast of the Lashing Tongue to name a few.

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Which Great Old One are you?

Bill Posters

11:01 / 10.06.03

In case anyone was wondering, I'm not a GOO, I'm a fluffy bunny. A pink fluffy bunny.

that

11:08 / 10.06.03

Nyarlathotep here too. Well, the tongue-lashing bit was right, at least. In more ways than one...

unheimlich manoeuvre

11:16 / 10.06.03

You are Hastur!

The Unspeakable One is the master of those who seek to unveil the mysteries of death.

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gingerbop

11:17 / 10.06.03

I am Azathoth!
Known as the "Blind Idiot God" etc etc.

Dont think i like this quiz- i much prefered being a jello shot.

lord nuneaton savage

11:21 / 10.06.03

Fuck me! I'm Azathoth too! And...(wait for it)...I was a jelly shot!!!

Weird eh? how similar are we!

Whisky Priestess

12:21 / 10.06.03

I was yet another Azathoth, but if you play your cards right and know your Lovecraft, you too can be ...

I amGreat Cthulhu!
"And for them shall be set the greatest of the Star-Spawned, and he shall be their Priest!" or
so it is written in the Grimiore Helesh Nasheed. The being known as Great
Cthulhu is the intermediary between the aspirant and the other great
powers. He is envisioned as a towering giant with an eight-tentacled
face. His prodigious corpus is shrouded in wicked shadows cast by his
chiropteran wings. We believe he rests dreaming beneath this world's
oceans emitting dreams to his chosen. The time of his awakening is known.

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Ellis says:

12:24 / 10.06.03

I amAzathoth!
Known as the "Blind Idiot God", the center of all cycles known as Azathoth is the great void itself, infinite creation and inescapable oblivion made one. The Great God is without ego, as it has been embodied in a seperate consciousness as Azathoth has cast off the curse of self-awareness. Surrounded by the host of flautist servitors, piping the songs of the unknowable, Azathoth is not to be known by his aspirants. That is the purpose of another God...

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Which Great Old One are you?

rizla mission

13:38 / 10.06.03

Well you knew in advance I was gonna love this..

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Not that I'm complaining or anything (cool illustration too, actually), but I really, really wanted to be Yog Sothoth or Shub Niggarath..!

Mirror

13:43 / 10.06.03

I'm Azathoth as well. I'm beginning to see a pattern here...

Ellis says:

13:57 / 10.06.03

Azathoth sounds like the lazy God to me.

I have never read any Lovecraft, maybe I should.

Bear

14:03 / 10.06.03

It's not that spooky though there are only 3 choices

Bill Posters

14:10 / 10.06.03

i thought it was five? The last ritual i did was an invokation of Shub Niggurath. Guess who I got?

I amShub-Niggurath!
Shub-Niggurath is often called the "Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young", and is the force of creation, life, evolution/mutation. She represent the force of the one universal constant (ie change) on the biological. She is often envisioned as a dark, low lying cloud, with goat's hooves with numerous tenticals writhing from within. Her rites are best performed during a New Moon, or on Mid-Summer's Eve.

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Bear

14:14 / 10.06.03

Your right there are 5, I'm sure there were only 3 earlier Dum dum dummmm...

Mourne Kransky

14:25 / 10.06.03

I must be an afterthought then, Bear, just lurking on the threshold here. I am a devilish nanny-goat apparently:

I amShub-Niggurath!
Shub-Niggurath is often called the "Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young", and is the force of creation, life, evolution/mutation. She represent the force of the one universal constant (ie change) on the biological. She is often envisioned as a dark, low lying cloud, with goat's hooves with numerous tenticals writhing from within. Her rites are best performed during a New Moon, or on Mid-Summer's Eve.

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Which Great Old One are you?

Olulabelle

14:39 / 10.06.03

I too, like Waxy Dan and Cholister am the crawling chaos of Nyarlathotep.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

14:50 / 10.06.03

I'm in the Hastur gang. And Shub-Niggurath isn't that hard, you just wait until the ball passes through her, then teleport, she explodes, job done!

Hey Olulabelle, welcome to the club! And, seeing as there's 999 forms of us, we can all be Nyarlathotep! Yah!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:42 / 10.06.03

If that's not the greatest online personality quiz ever, then my name's not Hastur. (Which it is, apparently. But for I am Not To Be Named, you'd better be real fucking careful about saying it out loud.)

Well found, Bill. That fucking rocks.

(Although I am envious of Rizla's inner Cthulhu).

Nietzsch E. Coyote

16:09 / 10.06.03

I amNyarlathotep!
The 999 forms of Nyarlathotep are a point of meditation for the true initiate. It is through these manifold faces that the secrets of the universe are made known. Called "The Crawling Chaos", Nyarlathotep is the disembodied ego of Azathoth and thus the universal "I" of known reality. Some of the many documented forms are; Father of Knives, Nephren-Ka, the Black Man, the Beast of the Lashing Tongue to name a few.

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Which Great Old One are you?

Tryphena Absent

16:18 / 10.06.03

I. am. not. Azathoth.

This online personality quiz is the worst ever.

Mr Tricks

15:29 / 11.06.03

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fiction suits anyone?

fidrich

11:02 / 12.06.03

I amHastur!
The Unspeakable One is the master of those who seek to unveil the mysteries of death. It is through meditation upon the Yellow Sign that the devotee of Hastur seeks transcendence to the city-realm of dim Carcosa. Through a complex series of visualizations that expand the aspirants void-consciousness, the final age will arise. Ruled by the ominous King in Yellow, a new stage of reality will come to fruition. Of the Olde Ones, Hastur is considered to be one of the most difficult to work with, his teachings being reserved exclusively for the Cthonian Adepts and Lords.

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Which Great Old One are you?

ephemerat

16:06 / 12.06.03

Obviously:

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Oh yes.

penitentvandal

17:43 / 12.06.03

I, too, am Azathoth, creation and destruction in one, the egoless, chaotic balance of the universe.

I knew all that meditation would pay off someday.

deja_vroom

18:54 / 12.06.03

I'm Shubb-Niggurath. You know, I think all this theorization and explanations on the nature/purpose/affnities of the Old Ones diminish the "ominous" feeling that they should inflict. Sounds like a half-assed adaptation of the few hints that Lovecraft left in his stories, done by some OTO guy with too much time on his hands... I imagine it makes rituals more practical, but I as a non-magickal reader can't really say I like it. Other than that, the test rocks, and I will eat Cleveland for dinner tonight. S, if you know someone there, tell them to roll in warm pig blood mixed with pepper tonight. Yummy....

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:36 / 12.06.03

I'm not a GOO, I'm a fluffy bunny. A pink fluffy bunny.

Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.

Pirate Ven Will Teach You To Lambada (The Forbidden Dance)

22:54 / 12.06.03

#37 of 999 Nyarlathoteps, reporting for duty.

Pirate Ven Will Teach You To Lambada (The Forbidden Dance)

22:56 / 12.06.03

Also, is it just me or is 999 a pretty small list of avatars for a cosmic being encompassing all reality?

deja_vroom

13:36 / 13.06.03

Sshhh. You're spoiling the fun.

cusm

16:58 / 13.06.03

Score another one for the Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld. That's right, my inner Great Old One is Alex Paterson.

Ohm...

Spaniel

23:52 / 13.06.03

Well I am Yog-Sothoth the all in one outer god.

And I'm not even a part of the quiz.

Saint Keggers

02:48 / 14.06.03

I amAzathoth - pirate version!
Known as the "Blind Idiot Pirate God", the center of all cycles known as Azathoth is the great void itself, infinite creation and inescapable oblivion made one (especially towards ninja. The Great God is without ego, as it has been embodied in a seperate consciousness as Azathoth has cast off the curse of self-awareness and cast off from the dock. Surrounded by the host of flautist servitors, piping the chanties of the unknowable, Azathoth is not to be known by his aspirants. That is the purpose of another God...one that will walk my plank

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Which Great Old One are you?