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Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
23:45 / 26.03.03
Q. What do you call a group of unmarried wiccans?

A. Craft Singles.

you know it made you go "ug". Spread the love...

(oh, and if they dont have Kraft Singles Cheese slices in the UK, you UK lithers are mad lucky)
 
 
inhaler
01:26 / 27.03.03
Why do you say that? What's wrong with Kraft cheese slices? I mean, I haven't been able to afford Kraft for a while, I usually have to buy a generic variety of cheese slices. You know, if you buy a package of cheese slices and a loaf of generic sliced bread, you can feed yourself grilled cheese sandwiches every day for a week and a half, and it'll cost less than $4.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:37 / 27.03.03
I believe that the difference between processed cheese slices and the wrappers they come in is only minor...
 
 
inhaler
01:40 / 27.03.03
Ha ha ha. I thikn you're right. Not long ago, I came home after a very long work day and was so tired and hungry that I made a grilled cheese sandwich without taking the plastic wrapper off of the cheese, and I didn't really notice til I'd eaten half of the sandwich and started choking on a piece of the plastic caught in the back of my throat.