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Responses to the current situation

Kit-Cat Club

19:54 / 26.03.03

In the apparent absence of any appropriate response to anything ever... how do you feel like venting your frustration?

1) [in response to yet another spate of childish insults exchanged between the US admin and various European regimes] Standing on one leg, like a flamingo, hurling rotten avocados at random targets while barking like a sea-lion (I know it would look daft but can you imagine how satisfying?)

2) [general response] moving to South Uist and cultivating lichens

3) [targetted response] Starting an import business which only deals in commodities which Donald Rumsfeld doesn't approve of (could be expanded to include John Ashcroft, Richard Perle, et al).

8===>Q: alyn

20:01 / 26.03.03

No, it should be an exporting business that specializes in fertilizer and aluminum tubing.

Kit-Cat Club

20:27 / 26.03.03

I don't think that's quite futile enough to encapsulate my true feelings...

Mourne Kransky

20:40 / 26.03.03

I am devoting my energies to working on a devious plan to parachute into Baghdad, rescue Rageh Omaar, and spirit him away to be my love slave back in Blighty. It passes the time very pleasantly, I find, and dulls the reality most effectively.

But, if you want futile, an article on war porn in the Guardian today prompted me to think of writing some Rumsfeld /Tommy Franks slash. Fortunately the feeling passed before the screaming in my head began again.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

23:31 / 26.03.03

i plan to hand out cookies for peace, while also playing bongos...oh wait, those are the pricks blocking traffic and making me late for work.

I play lots of escapeist videogmes and write homoerotic fiction about donny and george...

The Return Of Rothkoid

00:25 / 27.03.03

i plan to hand out cookies for peace, while also playing bongos...

Five bucks says you're Matthew McConaughey.

w1rebaby

00:51 / 27.03.03

Ten says he's Sheryl Crow.

Drinking heavily and chainsmoking not an option? Okay then, I plump for training beetles to congregate on major intersections, spelling out "STOP WAR NOW" with their shiny black carapaces.