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Let's write a rock epic

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14:53 / 18.03.03

The deepest, meatiest, vibratingest* bass you ever did hear kicks in with some licks, causing the few members of the crowd who didn't perish in the lava flows to involuntarily soil themselves.

*Sorry.

Matthew Fluxington

15:24 / 18.03.03

I'm gonna fuck Jesus til the universe is sore!

05:47 / 19.03.03

And he'll say to me "please, sir, can I have some more?"

00:42 / 23.03.03

The name of the band:

1: Attraction Reaction
2: Attraction Faction
3: Faction Reaction
4: Bloodcock
5: Erectus!
6: Faction Reaction
7: Trevuss
8: Bride of Vornplex
9: Bride of Vornplexus
10: Bride of Vornplexusatron
11: Bride of Vornplexusatronus
12: Bride of Vornplexusatronusacronn
13: Vorn
14: Throb
!%: ktr_))))((*%$.liy a cron

transforms into VONNOK

acron.

Sorry.

04:03 / 23.03.03

This song sounds like the sort of thing my imaginary European glam-thrash band Heroin 69 would play.

13:58 / 23.03.03

I think they should simply be called ANVIL.

05:37 / 24.03.03

Anvil's already been taken, alas. I think they were around back in the 80's, or something. My friend's got one of their records.

18:23 / 24.03.03

"And while I stand covered in green and purple gore"

Matthew Fluxington

19:09 / 24.03.03

I cleanse myself of the Venus spores

21:03 / 24.03.03

as the ultra-popper dilates my pores

00:41 / 25.03.03

Onwards, my barbarian hordes!

10:41 / 25.03.03

Let's decimate these Christian lands,

11:58 / 25.03.03

With my baby's arm in my baby's hands.

Matthew Fluxington

13:34 / 25.03.03

and a lightspeed jelly green caravan

Brigade du jour

21:25 / 25.03.03

But keep your eye on the wreckin' ball

21:30 / 25.03.03

Do you really think my dick's that small?

06:10 / 26.03.03

It's got it's own airport. and a shopping mall.

09:51 / 26.03.03

And a scenic railway and a waterfall!

15:01 / 26.03.03

And its very own David killing its very own Saul!

Matthew Fluxington

15:05 / 26.03.03

but my mechanical mind morphs into eternity

04:14 / 27.03.03

and the witchfinder general seems quite keen on burnin' me

13:22 / 27.03.03

while your bloodless heart seems intent on spurning me!!

Brigade du jour

20:33 / 27.03.03

These rhyming couplets babe, they burn my heart.

14:02 / 28.03.03

And this next guitar solo's gonna tear you apart - GO!

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

18:41 / 28.03.03

(this is turning into Mall-Core Rap Rock wonderland)

Did ya dig billie in that kickin guitar solo?

Brigade du jour

20:23 / 30.03.03

Goddamn there's a fire in my belly tonight

00:27 / 31.03.03

Burnt down a church and now I'm feelin' alright!

07:24 / 31.03.03

That's the last time those priests are gonna try and stop me rockin'

Our Lady of The Two Towers

08:00 / 31.03.03

'Cos their asses are Wal-Mart and it's time to go shoppin'.

13:47 / 01.04.03

those bitches got data that I mean to be grokin'

23:07 / 02.04.03

Cut off a guy's leg just to watch the dude hoppin'

Matthew Fluxington

03:03 / 03.04.03

and I now I feel a million thoughts bursting out of my brain
(sha la la la la la la la la)

14:22 / 07.04.03

like my million pints of sperms just flowing down the drain

(sha la la la la la la la la)

Brigade du jour

01:22 / 08.04.03

'Cos it's a dirty world but someone's got to live in it
(ooh yeah, ooh yeah yeah yeah)

02:51 / 08.04.03

Like a prison snitch's back needs a shiv in it.
(whoh whoh whoh whoh whoooooaahhhhhh)

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