Hobbitses seem to enjoy all the other worldly pleasures - food, pipeweed, stuff like that. It stands to reason that hobbitses have active (if generally unadventurous) sex lives.

Mourne Kransky

20:36 / 02.02.03

[External image]

*swoons*

Mazarine

21:18 / 02.02.03

See above. And what a pretty top banner, header image, whatever the hell you call it, on that site.

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:37 / 03.02.03

Not to be pedantic, love, but "horny hobbitsess takessss my ringgg... wantssss it, wantsssss it", surely?

Whisky Priestess

14:50 / 03.02.03

WTF???

[Image: What's your TTT slash pairing?]

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:55 / 03.02.03

blimey. a little inter-generational-lovin' going on round Whiskey's way...

that

06:12 / 04.02.03

I have that beat, for inter-generational lovin'. For my FotR slash pairing I got Elrond and Isildur. Sure, Elrond might look more like the gay hairdresser bloke from 'The Salon', but he's actually a very, very old man.

Obviously, I wanted Boromir and Aragorn. Damn.

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:44 / 04.02.03

I got Legolas and the Timotei elf.

Which is just shit.

Kit-Cat Club

08:50 / 04.02.03

Aragorn/Legolas. God, how vanilla.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

08:59 / 04.02.03

Oy Whiskey-
"Help the Aged, 'cos one day you'll be older too,
Might need someone who help you through.

Give a hand, if you can, try and help them to throw of the shackles of an evil wizards' curse and triumph over his army of hellist orcs intent on covering the lands in a second darkness,
'Cos you can see where you are going,
And Mordor's such a creepy place..."