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Celebrity Sex Toys

Wrecks City-Zen

21:40 / 18.12.02

NEW! NEW!

Spend the night with Adam Sandler, in a variety of different ways!

From DOC JOHNSON celebrity collection:

THE ADAM SANDLER SEX TOY COLLECTION!

Just what you need for 8 crazy nights of Punch Drunk Love!

Your selections include:

BIG DADDY!
LITTLE NICKY!
MR.DEEDS!
HAPPY GILMORE!

For underwater fun...THE WATERBOY!

For the married folk THE WEDDING SINGER!

Also available: THE CONEHEAD! THE AIRHEAD! THE BILLY MADISSON!

The vibrating unit SHAKES THE CLOWN!

And for the men out there: MIXED NUTS!

Order now...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:03 / 18.12.02

Ever wanted your very own Laurence Olivier?

Well, now your DREAM can come TRUE! Crafted in the most advanced silicone! Hand-painted! Moulded hair!

The eyeballs ROTATE!! The larynx VIBRATES!!!

Three power settings...

Hamlet!
Henry V!!

Or could you handle...

Richard III!!!

ONLY NICE THINGS

23:48 / 18.12.02

With the new Dirk Benedict portable selection, you can mount the Face anywhere, anytime.

03:26 / 19.12.02

(Warning, Sean Penn is for external use only. If irritation occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician.)