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Hulk
21:48 / 06.07.07
Stoatie points out one of his big problems with Mark Kermode...

God, it's just occurred to me how icky it would be to sleep with the guy.

"How was it for you, darling?"

"Well, not as good as the Exorcist, that's for sure".
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
15:37 / 07.07.07
d'mandem in the moderation requests thread: Halo's kinda hard for a foetus.

Ze's not wrong.
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
20:13 / 09.07.07
mattshepherd, for the Robin versus the zen monks thing in the 52 thread.

"I was going to tell you this awesome story about a tree falling in the forest... but forget it. You have ruined Zen for everybody. Forever."
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
18:09 / 10.07.07
Django Durango, It's OK! Democracy is restored. "There's never a frown, with Gordon Brown".

That, and the Robin Goes Zenanas thing have made my month.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:44 / 10.07.07
Yay! Quothed at lasht!

Now I feel complete.
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
17:28 / 11.07.07
SiliconDream, from the All-Star Superman threaD, on a hypothetical Bizarro-Aquaman:

A man whose power is to be commanded by fish?

"AM NO MUCH TOO BUSY TO PROTECT PRECIOUS GARBAGE IN BIZARRO MUSEUM! SALMON AM ALREADY ORDER ME NO HELP JUMP DOWN WATERFALL! ARCH-ENEMY AM WHITE STURGEON, HIM NEVER ASK ME FOR NOTHING, AM NO LEAVE ME UNEMPLOYED!"

Because I can't look at it without giggling a lot.
 
 
MattShepherd: LARGELY ABSENT!
00:14 / 12.07.07
Probably inappropriate unless the intent was to spark internet comics fandom to debate the topic. Which is a bit like dumping rats in a drainpipe hoping they'll clean it.

LDones in the "authorial intent" thread.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
08:31 / 16.07.07
Whiskey P knows how...





This is a shark:

~~~/\~~~

This is Big Brother 8:

BB8

This has been the last few weeks:


BB8 ~~~/\~~~


BB8
~~~/\~~~


BB8

~~~/\~~~


BB8
~~~/\~~~


~~~/\~~~ BB8


That is all.
 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
23:54 / 16.07.07
Haus, imagining a fictional, post-match interview with went-to-Yale-on-a-football-scholarship-contemporary-art-star Matthew Barney:

"Great match, Matt, terrific long passing. Will you be celebrating tonight?"

"Well, Gene, I'm going to sink a brewski or two with the boys, call my mom in Pittsburgh, stab Normal Mailer in the gall bladder with a car aerial and then force myself slowly through an anus-like aperture sculpted into the bottom of a child's paddling pool."
 
 
XK
16:10 / 19.07.07
Another Haus quote:

It's just so depressing to see how easy it is for somebody to turn themselves into a temporary-visa troll, and also how attractive it is. A bit of self-delusion, a bit of laziness, a bit of moral cowardice and there you are - boom! You're on a visitor's visor to Douchitania.

I think it's the discovery of the regal land of Douchitania that puts it over for me.
I think it's a duchy, and so would have a Duke or Duchess?
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
16:15 / 19.07.07
It would have a Dooky or Douchess.
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
16:19 / 19.07.07
And, while I'm here, Corey Waits writes the most unself-conscious barbequote of the month

Anyway, good to see you around these parts JH (I can call you JH can't I?).
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
16:21 / 19.07.07
I'll be bookmarking your blog and keeping an eye out for the launch of the store.

"And sleeping outside your house, and looking through your window, and I will love you and squeeze you and call you George... Is it okay if I call you George?"
 
 
HCE
17:56 / 19.07.07
I have to give it to that guy (JH) for apologizing so gracefully, though. We could use more of that. Turned the thread right around.
 
 
The Freewheeling Convo
18:45 / 19.07.07
Yeah, to be fair that guy is a class act.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
19:08 / 19.07.07
Yes. A class act I am proud to call friend (I can call you friend can't I, friend?)
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
10:17 / 20.07.07
Archabyss: It won't be long before a soap character get done by the police for smoking in a pub or the soap pub gets a fine for smoking on their premises in a storyline.

Evil Scientist: This will, in fact, form the central theme of the next series of Spooks.

I want this to happen.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
23:16 / 22.07.07
Damn you, gays.

Hector Lima's typo in the ASS thread.
 
 
Bots'wana Beast
12:10 / 23.07.07
That it should be followed shortly by the classic comicbook typo

Sperman tied to a rocket and orgasmically screaming while being shot into space

makes me a little suspect.
 
 
Atom
(prev. SuperBeast MachineGod Transfer)
00:53 / 24.07.07
In similar vein, in the Gold Digger thread Decadent Nightfalling wrote:

ideas, politics, the eternal questions of manking

Since he was talking about Vertigo Comics, it's evens whether it was meant to be 'mankind' or 'wanking'.
 
 
Deculture Aquatripper
(prev. Dcdnt Dytrppr n Lv)
02:21 / 24.07.07
Come now, Vertigo books have a long history of dealing wtih mankings, from the Cthuloid and Jack in The Invisibles to the gibbering inbred manking of Preacher. Also, yes, mankind and wanking. Gold Digger's a bit lacking in these sometimes.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
16:08 / 01.08.07
A politician with a poo-related vice - clap clap. A conspiracy theory - clap clap. Some grown-up swears - clap clap. Dildos - a flock of strange birds struggles to fly free of their constraining wrists.

Haus.
 
 
Mist, the devil´s avocado
(prev. Mistelheim)
17:01 / 03.08.07
I frequently open my inbox to find penis enlargement advertisements from the Managing Director.

Out of context quote from jamesPD, found in the Questions and Answers - Part 3 thread.
 
 
Uncle Batman
(prev. Superman)
23:48 / 03.08.07
Normally I can't stand Iron Man unless he's completely shit-faced,

The best thing from the 'Iron Man' Film thread by a loooooong stretch.
 
 
Quantum
(prev. Quantum - terribly nonplussed)
21:16 / 07.08.07
What am I, Pope Mordant the First?

Class.
 
 
Papess
01:13 / 08.08.07
...and sass!
 
 
Lunch with Lenny
(prev. Secret Bat-Fairies)
19:15 / 08.08.07
Jamie, in the What's the worst comic you ever read? thread:

DEARs (sic) is about an alien race that comes to Earth. They're all beautiful boys and girls, and they've been socially and genetically engineered to be slaves, and nothing but. And it's a romantic comedy! Except there's no romance, just disturbing misogyny, and no comedy, just disturbing misogyny.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
16:36 / 13.08.07
It was like being stalked by a Chick tract in sportswear.

Mordant/TTS.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
23:00 / 16.08.07
Mr Dawkins, speaking logically...

how do you, from propositions

1) you're fairly plain-looking

2) you have a really annoying voice

and

3) you're married to Lalla Ward

come to the conclusion that there is no God?


Stoatie nails it.
 
 
Boboss
11:30 / 17.08.07
I've always thought Dawkins was quite handsome, in an intense, pointed face sort of way
 
 
grant
15:53 / 17.08.07
He speaks quite highly of you, as well.
 
 
Boboss
12:18 / 18.08.07
I think we just get a bit weird in the head during these long stretches between issues.

Papers in the ASS thread.

I suppose you really need to visit comics regularly to get the hilarious truth of it.
 
 
Our Lady in Her Haus
(prev. Our Lady Drinks Your Milkshake)
12:36 / 20.08.07
Janean Patience, in the Wolverine thread, with the loaded quip:

You cannot put Judge Dredd into War and Peace and expect it to work.

But he would have got Crime and Punishment over with in double time. "Turn yourself in, Raskolnikov. No? Heat-seeker! Meat wagon needed. Body for Resyk."
 
 
Dead Megatron
(prev. Dance to the Beat)
17:56 / 26.08.07
I know it's horrid and I've probably lost the last 2 months of photos and art work, but Daaaaamn! That was one awesome explosion!

Venger, in Random Thougths, living life like there were no tomorrow.
 
 
Blake Head
03:16 / 27.08.07
The highly crushable LTIY/Mordant aka “The Hunter” explains Drizzt Do'Urden’s recent fall into hard times over in the cocaine thread:

Damn. I always wondered what happened to him after he left the Underdark. Don't tell me--he pawned his scimitars for crack, right? I guess being an m-sub devotee of a spider Goddess doesn't look so bad now.

Not Twinkle! I mean, damn, I knew I’d lost touch with the later books, but I hadn’t quite expected them to deal with this level of gritty realism. Anyway, respect to Salvatore for addressing these important social issues.
 
  

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