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Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
17:36 / 14.12.06
You'll think I'm joking, but I'm sure I've actualy seen that.
 
 
Bizunth Again
(prev. Who Is Grumpy-Pants, Anyway?)
17:38 / 14.12.06
The money shot is literally someone handing over money.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
17:53 / 14.12.06
There was a young fellow called Biz,
Whose grammar most terrible is,
Spoke he words for long
In order the wrong,
But he corrected it using Barbelith's modify post function and the help of a lovely moderator like yourself.

Even Biz's moderation requests are eminently quotable!
 
 
aim for joviality
10:40 / 15.12.06
Barbeloids get creative talking about insomnia:

Sally Dammerung, C.C.O.A.L. wrote: "... a little constellation of muscle spasms that had me twitching like a freebasing hummingbird ..."
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
21:11 / 15.12.06
Boboss and Gridley in the JLA thread:

You guys are aware that we're talking about fictional characters, right?

Maybe you are, but the rest of us are talking about Captain fucking Marvel.
 
 
Quantum - killed by hadrons
(prev. Quantum)
19:36 / 18.12.06
it should have finished with me fighting Hitler in a robot suit.

Wolf from the door. That applies to almost any game (book, film, dream...) and I may start using it in casual conversation.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
10:58 / 24.12.06
I’ve been lucky enough to have a quick shot of my sister’s Wii.

Blake Head, over in Games and Gameplay, proves once again why the marketing people at Nintendo are geniuses. It just never gets old! And it's nigh-on impossible to talk about the thing without it getting funny at some point!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
11:50 / 24.12.06
Not so much a quote of what someone said, but when they posted it:

After Christmas Drinks plans
Post Christmas drinks in London.
:: STARTED BY Lulabellarina
:: 23 REPLIES, LAST AT 23:32 23.12.06

(it was Fridgemagnet's post, for the record)
 
 
FINKLESTEIN!
18:53 / 24.12.06
Seth gives the Voudon Gnostic Workbook a playful tickle:

"As an aside, whenever I see the title of this book I always think of the Playdough Mop-Top Hairshop."
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
23:08 / 28.12.06
Allecto Regina:

Great! Now I won't keep having to disinfect the turkey baster!

Out of context is the best context.
 
 
Fly Beezy (War Minister)
(prev. Y SO ALT?)
10:06 / 05.01.07
GRINDERMAN SAYS



WELL I NEVER!

Jack Fear has still "got" "it".
 
 
The Freewheeling Penis
(prev. The Freewheeling Convo)
18:00 / 05.01.07
The All-Star Superman thread is like staring into a hole in Grant's head.

Papers: I had a thought as I lay in bed last night, trying to drown out the landlord's television coming in from the floorboards of the universe

Marriage: One can only speculate as to the origin of The Unknown Superman!
 
 
Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
17:31 / 12.01.07
Actually, I was pretty much on Dead Meg's side on this one until that fucktardinously awful Latin. It's a language and a culture, people: it's not just for your amusement because it's dead. It's not Princess Cocking Diana.

-Haus

Who want's to go dig up the island?
 
 
The Freewheeling Penis
(prev. The Freewheeling Convo)
22:01 / 13.01.07
Alex's Grandma takes the gold in the 100m joke:

Slightly off-topic perhaps, but Jamie Oliver increasingly seems like a bad advert for healthy eating. At the current rate of decline, he seems due to be morbidly obese just in time for the 2012 Olympics, at which point it's going to have to be asked; will the supercontext be large enough to absorb him?
 
 
Ganesh
22:08 / 13.01.07
Who want's to go root out the apostrophe?
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
22:16 / 13.01.07
Isn't that an it is, rather than a possessive?
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
22:17 / 13.01.07
Ah, I see *facepalm*. Ignore me, I'm high on cold medicine.
 
 
Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
16:16 / 14.01.07
Sorry. Would it help if I told you that coherent wasn't my first language?
 
 
Cletus Van Mist
(prev. Mist, the devil´s avocado)
16:43 / 14.01.07
Don´t be sorry! Without your ´, Ganesh´s hilariou´s post would not have come to pass. At first I was also searching for the ´ in the wrong post, but then the penny dropped, and I marveled at this shining sudoku moment.
 
 
Axolotl
18:52 / 15.01.07
XK to Stoatie: While many cultures do believe the seat of emotions is the liver instead of the heart, trying to drown the poor bastard into submission rarely works
It made me laugh and I hope it cheered Stoatie up a bit.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
20:20 / 15.01.07
Believe it or not, it actually did. I came here to post that myself.
 
 
XK
20:31 / 15.01.07
yay!
 
 
The Freewheeling Penis
(prev. The Freewheeling Convo)
17:39 / 17.01.07
Stoatie:

Properly, surely, Granny?

Anyway, isn't it time you went back into the fruit cellar?

Dead by dawn!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
19:50 / 17.01.07
Granny or Stoatie, I wonder? Those stoats have awfully sharp teeth.
 
 
Our Lady Won't Do That Again
(prev. Our Lady in Her Haus)
12:30 / 18.01.07
Simply everyone is in the Celeb BB thread...

johnleespider The caste system is based on genetics basically. Where you were born, what you last name is and that is it for life, still today.

Weevil Scientist says "Grrr." So, not genetics then.

Beautifully played sir!
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
15:24 / 19.01.07
John,the boy from the future! In the CBB thread:

Holy Moley! They have Paul mothrafucking Danan posting on there. Fuck me sideways, they have teh celebs!!!1!11!1 Who do we have, eh, apart from our small cadre of artists? Get more famous, you lazy pencil monkeys, so we may bask in your reflected glory.

Ah, fuck it. We should invite the Dananster to the blith though, surely? It's making me moist just thinking about it.


cheers John, my pants are wet now!
 
 
Whisky Priestess
16:09 / 19.01.07
Velvet Vandal, also in the CBB thread, wins the funniest Blackadderism prize for calling Endemol "the most craven cowards since John Craven and Kraven the Hunter ran away from a fight with a gang of smacked out amputee Moomintrolls"
 
 
Old dear. Gin. Problems
20:22 / 19.01.07
"You racially harassed a Bollywood movie star, you caused riots in India, you almost brought down Channel 4… but you’ve been a brilliant housemate.”

Smoothly, on Jade Goody's performance on Celeb Big Brother this year.

Still laughing now, ten minutes later.
 
 
Life Critic
00:53 / 20.01.07
i'd quote the entire robinson caruso concept if i could.
but i cant.

i don't even watch the shows!
 
 
cube needs to get out more
02:56 / 20.01.07
Caruso who? Yet, oddly, seconded.
 
 
petunia
16:46 / 20.01.07
Mind you, it's traditional to like your friends...

Go WünderHaus, Go!
 
 
cube needs to get out more
13:23 / 22.01.07
Dr G;

That link to (what I'm assuming are) images of Andi Peters' unshaved arse doesn't appear to be working.

Is that a good thing, or is it a bad thing? I don't know, any more.

Oh, how moral equivocation has ruined us. Alex's Granny in CBB thread. I too am unsure. And that is wrong. I think.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:05 / 23.01.07
if you write just one
poem which all folks agree
is poetry, dude

then you get the slack
to write anything and call
it a poem, dude.

toksik speaks strong truth in the rengu thread
 
 
Quantum - killed by hadrons
(prev. Quantum)
14:03 / 23.01.07
The idea that if you take away religion everyone is a secular humanist and gives each other huggles seems unsupported

Haus is master of
understatement and sarcasm
In the Dawkins thread
 
 
Quantum - killed by hadrons
(prev. Quantum)
17:46 / 23.01.07
Toksik is quoted
For his wise sagelike advice
To get some woodwork
 
  

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