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Utopia
09:34 / 18.08.02
Gridley: Being groovy is more important than being right.

that's what i'msaying!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
13:20 / 20.08.02
JD Salinger is actually a very good example of the cult of personality in that he expressly refuses to court publicity, and thus we all know what a recluse and a nut he is. Hey! wacky, crazy author rejects western civilisation due to terminal misanthropy. That's just like me! I'd better read his book (I am 17 years old and pissed off because I have no girlfriend. It must be all of society and the human race that is at fault)...

Lyra Lovelaces hits me where it hurts...
 
 
Perfect Tommy
02:56 / 21.08.02
Haus: 'Lurid - quickly, since a lot of your post is scary maths stuff (and would lead to a "Godel of Aphrodite" gag that would be both excruciating and confusing for all of us)...

This stomps on the neck of my last favorite translinguistic cross-temporal pun.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
04:40 / 21.08.02
Bio K9, responding to the notion that smoking is a hobby:

Hobby? Will someone show me their cigarette collection? I'll show you my collection of empties and my rotting liver.
 
 
ill tonic
01:50 / 23.08.02
from Qalyn :

"I can't believe I read this whole fucking thing"
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
19:00 / 24.08.02
Slim, in the Man thread:

A real man wouldn't bother reading this thread or questioning what it is to be a man. He'd laugh at all you "nancyboys" and then eat some beef jerkey.
 
 
Tuna Ghost will work for dope
19:52 / 24.08.02
And the strange thing is, Slim regularly complains that beef jerky makes his sensitive jaws ache and needs help cutting his flapjacks.
 
 
Mazarine
21:01 / 26.08.02
Zocher in the Beauty and the Beard thread:
"Persevere baby elephant...."

Selected for being cute beyond words.
 
 
deja_vroom
15:38 / 28.08.02
"Alan Cumming in the X-men! that makes my heart go pif paf pof!"

The Sinister Haiku Bureau makes my coffee go gulp cough SPLAT!
 
 
Bill Posters
17:39 / 28.08.02
Opinions are like assholes, in that everyone has one - theories require formulation.

Stoatie, putting it mildly.
 
 
El Directo
22:46 / 28.08.02
Pin:

Well its' not that I shoot my mouth off, swear too much, get angry, don't type right, can't spell and TOTALLY FUCK UP SAYING IRRATIONAL THINGS all the time, fuck no...
 
 
Loomis
11:58 / 29.08.02
Videodrome ensures that I will never see Buford T. Justice in the same light:

"Hated the backwoods sheriff situation that probably played fine on paper in the 60's or 70's, but just runs like an anachronism with it's ass on fire now."
 
 
The Apple-Picker
14:15 / 29.08.02
In response to news that Fox will be setting footage of 9/11 to music...

Haus:
Except Fox will have the songs covered live by Justin Guarini.

Can you match Justin, J.A.M.M? Can you?
 
 
Sign of Qalyn
21:40 / 30.08.02
They bet the monkey with the stick and many have even threw stones. In the melee the monkey bore all this and came out with a new avatar as monkey God.

I'm not sure who I'm quoting here but damn... What is this world of liars?!?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
22:00 / 30.08.02
Janina -

" You know I've been reading your sweet one liners for two weeks now Auszilla and I think I'm madly in love with you. Is it your beautiful speech, your rampant intelligence or your Wildesque wit, I couldn't say. Possibly it's your troll like demeanour or maybe the incoherent and positively inane posts you send out. "
 
 
The Strobe
22:29 / 02.09.02
The Haus of All Its Various Forms:

Women are masturbating *all the time*, but too quickly for the human eye to see
 
 
gridley
22:43 / 03.09.02
auszilla: So your post was merely a thinly-veiled personal attack.

Jade: Define "thinly".
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
01:16 / 04.09.02
Johnny O, in the monkey/Hanuman thread:

So how delicious was this banana? I keep seeing this scene in my head:

Monk 1: Damn, that monkey won't move. Not even for this delicious banana.

Monk 2: Let me taste that banana.
[tastes banana. Slight pause as he chews.]

Damn, that is delicious.

Monk 1: No shit. That's what I just said.

Monk 2: He wouldn't come down for this banana?

Monk 1: Nope.

Monk 3: Lemme taste that banana.
 
 
Persephone
18:05 / 04.09.02
Biznuth to Fear... for the double play!!!

Chris Farley: Uh, you know the bit in The Invisibles where King Mob is in the corridor shooting all the guards?

GM: Yeah?

Chris Farley: And they're all, like, dying and stuff, and one of them says 'This isn't happening' or something?

GM: Yeah...

Chris Farley: And King Mob says 'It is happening'?

GM: Yeah.

Chris Farley: That was cool.



GM: Aren't you dead?

Chris Farley: (mutters uncomfortably) ....kinda.

GM: (pause) Okay.
 
 
Papess
18:33 / 04.09.02
grant to Johnny O:

"Hey, ya big stoner, who wrote it??

I almost pee-ed!

~May
 
 
rakehell
03:49 / 05.09.02
May Tricks: I almost pee-ed!
 
 
The Strobe
10:25 / 05.09.02
Haus again:

Oh, I'm sorry. You were being rhetorical.

(Never stopped him before...)
 
 
Bill Posters
16:56 / 05.09.02
Haus:

Is that the most pathetic excuse for not getting wasabi on your wiener since records began?

There are some remarks which you could only hear on the 'Lith, and that is certainly one of them.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
19:36 / 06.09.02
In the 'homosexuality and the bible' thread...

gridley
still a big fan of mr. christ,

That would make a great t-shirt (up there with 'no kiss-kiss bears for you Queer Granny!')
 
 
Tryphena Absent
03:06 / 12.09.02
iivix23:

In them I have repeatedly met and spoken to none other than Star Trek Voyager's Captain Janeway. In fact, Janeway has told me that she's my spirit guide.

hehehehehehehehe. Am I showing my geeky side?
 
 
El Directo
20:51 / 12.09.02
Lada: The problem with the 'Saddam could have a nuclear weapon in x months' argument is that, when you read the newspaper report it becomes clear that, if we were able to get fissile material, Barbelith could have a nuclear weapon in x months.

t.o.d.d: Where would we keep it?
 
 
Margin Walker
03:56 / 18.09.02
Videodrome over in the Anna Nicole Smith thread:
I saw about ten minutes of this a couple nights ago - noticed it when flipping past and had to take a look, but that was all I could stand. It was not funny in a way that things are rarely not funny. Like the time when Uncle Eddie learned he had terminal cancer and came over for dinner and hit on your mom before going upstairs and getting into her makeup only to pass out on your parents' bed, unmovable. Unfunny like that.
 
 
autopilot disengaged
23:51 / 18.09.02
"war doesn't need reasons, just excuses."

a non-funny all-thinky barbequote from jade
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:07 / 20.09.02
seanmcglinchey in the Adventures in Christian fundamentalism thread:
those type of people are the biblical borg.

An idea beautifully encapsulated there.
 
 
Bear
16:31 / 24.09.02
Another Biblical one here from Lada of the Flowers regarding Mel Gibsons last 12 hours of Jesus movie -

This sounds like the ideal project for Kiether Sutherland...

"Priests in the Jewish church are trying to have me killed and some of my own apostles may be involved. My name is Jesus Christ, and these are the longest twelve hours in my life."
 
 
The Apple-Picker
18:16 / 24.09.02
Billy Corgan wrote: We've got to break down the fourth wall, and reclaim the honesty of our very souls, and sell that honesty so we can live and be posh from our pain.
 
 
bio k9
08:37 / 26.09.02
Flux insults an entire generation:

Apparently, what little kids want now is to be sold to in the most obvious and insulting way, so that's why I'm in favor of having comics made via focus group for them. There's just no way anyone with half a brain besides JK Rowling is going to make anything that's going to appeal to this generation of kids, thanks to growing up on what they have. It's not the comics industry's fault that they are what they are, but if they're going to court these kids as future readers, they'd better be prepared to bend over backwards for them. And that includes getting over that pesky "they are mostly functional illiterates who would rather play games" hurdle.
 
 
Margin Walker
16:17 / 28.09.02
Bill Posters, over in the "Russian Roulette" thread:
"Give Chance a Piece."

Bill, you need to write speeches for Bob Roberts--because the times they are a-changin' back.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
00:40 / 29.09.02
I heard George W Bush use the phrase "We're giving peace a chance" in a speech last week.

The times have changed to the point where irony abounds everywhere.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)
00:49 / 29.09.02
Nuh-uh. That was when Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, mate.
 
  

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