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pointless & uncalled for
17:57 / 08.03.06
too many capital letters mate
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
21:08 / 08.03.06
Mordant: Oh, no! Not "chick!" Anything but "chick!" How can I come back from that devastating blow? Guess I'd just better go and sit in the kitchen and eat Ben & Jerry's or something while my mascara runs.

Mostly because it seems like a lot of fun to sit in a kitchen eating ice cream with mascara running down your face. And when people came in to ask what's wrong you could just scream "My Mascara is running!" And fling hot fudge sundaes at them.

Mind you, I'm generally a bit wrong in the head.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:14 / 08.03.06
It does seem like a lot of fun.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
22:40 / 08.03.06
I see that our emic realities are not in agreement over anything neither is anyone interested in leaving their rigid reality tunnels to understand what the point really is. --Sensitive R. (Emphasis mine)

I know I've already quoted that twice, in thread, but I thought it was so amazingly bad as to require preserving here for posterity.
 
 
Cat Chant
22:57 / 08.03.06
I'm so glad you did!
 
 
The Falcon
(prev. Bots'wana Beast)
23:09 / 08.03.06
I like your "wanker perfect ten", *Mr* C., as followup too.

In a way, I was holding my board with precisely that score upon seeing it. I quite liked Illuminatus! and all, but is this a commonality to people who read too much RA Wilson?
 
 
velvetvandal
23:56 / 08.03.06
You'd think that, but you'd be wrong. Because of your rigid reality tunnel, you see.
 
 
matthew.
00:21 / 09.03.06
Is it just me, or is "rigid reality tunnel" a sort of womb analogy?
 
 
The Falcon
(prev. Bots'wana Beast)
00:27 / 09.03.06
More uterine, innit? I totally had to google that and am a disgrace.

Denfeld's pic response was also a winner, by fuck.
 
 
cube needs to get out more
00:56 / 09.03.06
Well, the King must do good works. Noblesse oblige, innit?
 
 
alas
01:08 / 09.03.06
Am I the only one who, in a trainwreck kind of way, desperately wants to know what ShadowSax actually thinks we should call former rapists?

In ShadowSax's defense, I think he's saying they are human beings. I have to agree with that point. Although I disagree with his defense of He Who Must Not Be Named, it is true that there's a tendency to demonize people who have been convicted of doing bad things in the past and to make it impossible for them to live a life after the fact. In the US, in particular, this tendency has disproportionately affected black and brown men.

I tend to have quite a bit of skepticism about the "justice" available in the US justice system, which I suppose is why I find myself still able to rationally engage with ShadowSax, whose main beef is with the US family law system, even though he and I fundamentally disagree about many issues.
 
 
ibis the being
02:12 / 09.03.06
Is it just me, or is "rigid reality tunnel" a sort of womb analogy?

- More uterine, innit? I totally had to google that and am a disgrace.


Duncan, for the love of god, hie thee to biology class! Sheesh.
 
 
ibis the being
02:18 / 09.03.06
You too, Matt, if you think a womb resembles a tunnel in any way. The word you poor lads are looking for is VAGINA.
 
 
matthew.
02:27 / 09.03.06
I was trying to make some sort of Freud joke....
 
 
Proinsias
02:53 / 09.03.06
"We don't care if you were joking."
 
 
Chiropteran
08:35 / 09.03.06
Dead Megatron:

Are you sure he's even a real person, not a computer virus going self-aware? No much self-aware, though

It was good.
 
 
Life Critic
10:42 / 09.03.06
what ShadowSax actually thinks we should call former rapists?

former?
are we talking about once-a-day rapists who have quit?
 
 
Shrug: Butcher Boy
11:23 / 09.03.06
They must have used the patches.
 
 
Cat Chant
11:36 / 09.03.06
(joking is starting to make me a bit uncomfortable now...)
 
 
Shrug: Butcher Boy
11:47 / 09.03.06
Deva, I'd agree if their intention was to make light of the situation. More contemptuous swipes at a stupid notion than jokes. I feel more concerned about the statement made and WW's new username. But apologies will reel it in or delete, at your suggestion?
 
 
Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)
12:53 / 09.03.06
I already quotes Xoc´s badgers, only in the wrong thread:



He´s done more of them, but I can only find this one.
 
 
Cat Chant
14:13 / 09.03.06
will reel it in or delete, at your suggestion

no, no need to delete, just thought I'd flag it up so people would be aware of possible discomfort when deciding whether to continue that particular train of thought...
 
 
The Falcon
(prev. Bots'wana Beast)
15:46 / 09.03.06
I'm actually appalled at my ignorance, ibis; uterus and womb are synonyms? Who knew? Everyone probably; vagina just seemed too obvious, you know.

God, I'm only making it worse. Shutting up now.
 
 
Loomis
16:02 / 09.03.06
This should set you straight duncan:

 
 
Aertho
16:06 / 09.03.06
I used to have the animated film version! Yay for Sex Ed!
 
 
The Undertoad
16:13 / 09.03.06
Oh my God! That's the book my parents made me read instead of giving me "the talk".

It also taught me the fine art of self-pleasure.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:29 / 09.03.06
In other news, Woody Guthrie's guitar has been disarmed in a controlled detonation.

Loomis, the the pipe bomb bike thread.
 
 
Aertho
20:20 / 09.03.06
Xoc, suggesting names for the planet to Trips.

Some people call it Betty. Well, no they don't, but they should.

Bert's gaining on Ernie. Go Xoc!
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:52 / 09.03.06
LVX23, on hte Temple thread called "Intensity":

we're all wiring our heads together so fast not realizing we're wiring our hearts together as well

Beautiful. In fact I hope we're wiring our hearts together. Some of us, humans, could use the cable jump-start.
 
 
Life Critic
21:05 / 09.03.06
to be clear...
that crack was supposed to highlight the oddness of the notion that one can be a former rapist...
former murderer sounds ridiculous as well, hey.

'former' only really makes sense in the context of a crime committed often by those named after the offence, like thievery or arson.

rape and murder are not acts you escape from, i feel.

(i've been meaning to make a similar point for a while, but my board time is at an all time low these days.)
 
 
Cat Chant
12:55 / 10.03.06
(no worries, toksik)
 
 
Dead Megatron
13:23 / 10.03.06
I'm posting the following here so as to not rot the thread from which this quote came from (it is to serious for this kind of joke), but here we goooo:

If you'd just joined say a golf club with, I'm guessing, a membership backlog of a couple of months, would virtually your first act on gaining admittance be to run around naked on the 18th green, covered in ordure and howling like a banshee?

Dude, that would be the only reason for me to join a golf club. Personally speaking, of course.
 
 
Olulabelle
13:47 / 10.03.06
That's very, very funny DM. I'm glad you posted it here.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
13:52 / 10.03.06
I have to agree it sounds more fun than playing fucking GOLF.
 
 
Sax
14:27 / 10.03.06
You're kidding, right? You get to hit a tiny white ball with a long stick which has a metal paddle on the end REALLY FUCKING HARD. What's not to like?
 
  

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