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deja_vroom
15:01 / 18.04.02

"Stinky BitsTM, Stinky BitsTM/
The only cookie that's made of shit!

You're gonna love/It's crusty pieces/
The only cookie that's made with feces!

Ev'rytime you eat it/ The taste gets better/
That's why we only use fresh fecal matter!
"

Repeat (of course) ad nauseam.

Slogan: "Not only it smells like shit, but it tastes like shit, too!"


Sorry. You shouldn't suffer the effects of my terminal boredom. I'll leave now.
 
 
Nick's Experimental Wrongness
15:10 / 18.04.02
Ew.
 
 
Captain Zoom
19:06 / 18.04.02
Jade, put me down for a case. You are a funny human being.

Zoom.
 
 
ill tonic
02:40 / 19.04.02
Loaf it! I ab-so-flute-ly loaf it!
 
 
deja_vroom
14:15 / 19.04.02
c'mon people, where are your products?? there's an army of consumers out there fed up with the same regular crap! do something about it today!
 
 
Mordant Carnival
10:27 / 22.04.02
You are disturbing.
 
 
deja_vroom
13:51 / 22.04.02
 
  
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