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Adam wages war on wack MCs
16:38 / 01.11.05
1) To avoid any chance of becoming a Thread That Needs To Die, this thread is reserved purely for non-sequiters. A post may have some form of internal logic, but NO post shall make any sense when read in sequence with any other post.
 
 
Loomis
16:43 / 01.11.05
On that note ...

It's World Vegan Day!
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
17:03 / 01.11.05
Did I mention I had a trouser-press?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
14:57 / 03.11.05
"little prince"
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
16:55 / 04.11.05
"prinz"
 
 
Mordant Carnival
18:00 / 04.11.05
RTFM!
 
 
Evil Scientist
16:55 / 07.11.05
Do I really have to go to the gym after work? Can't I just eat a pie instead?
 
 
Adam wages war on wack MCs
17:10 / 07.11.05
My girlfriend accidentally dropped some tobacco into a spider's web today. It ate it and then started acting all jittery and running around. Then she fed it some more,in the name of science. It seemed to like it.
 
 
Laughing
17:15 / 07.11.05
It smells like updog in here.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
17:25 / 07.11.05
Wispy smears of clouds are nice, especially seen at dusk from high up, with the sun shining through them.
 
 
Sekhmet
17:31 / 07.11.05
WTF is updog?

Er...

 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
18:15 / 07.11.05
So... how's about that local sports team then?
 
 
Laughing
05:13 / 08.11.05
WTF is updog?

Nothing much. What's up with you?
 
 
Adam wages war on wack MCs
11:55 / 08.11.05
Don't make me tap the sign again.
 
 
Laughing
12:56 / 08.11.05
Er, I mean, um... gosh, I'm almost certain that ytterbium is my favorite element. If only that sly strontium weren't so devilishly handsome!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:33 / 08.11.05

posh totty
 
 
Nuke Kids on the Bloc
05:18 / 22.11.05
The hunger of The Instead Thread cannot be opposed!
 
 
Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)
22:27 / 30.11.05
To pretend to be happy could only be idiocy, ladadadada!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
22:55 / 30.11.05
Knickers
 
 
A Haus of Minions
23:05 / 30.11.05
It turns out, to my regret, that my chances of being a hollerback girl are slim and diminishing.
 
 
Jub
13:54 / 08.12.05
I'm gonna be under the tree
I'll be with you-oo-oo
You'll be with me-ee-ee

It won't stop - it's on an endless cycle of pain going round and round my head.

DIE VODAFONE DIE!
 
 
Our Lady Won't Do That Again
19:33 / 15.12.05
Don't you think perhaps it might have been a good idea to stay away a bit longer? Like, until you can beat down the urge to act as though everyone else is brain-diseased for ever entertaining an idea different to yours? Jesus...

And:
 
 
Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)
16:09 / 16.12.05
You've got some Arzt on you.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
23:15 / 16.12.05
Chardonnay is crap. Cold, watery crap.
 
 
Shrug: Butcher Boy
01:00 / 21.12.05
They're not distressed, actually that's just dirt.
 
 
alas
20:04 / 31.12.05
Is it my nose, or a lamppost?
 
 
alas
20:06 / 31.12.05
I hate the gun thread. Really hate it.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
05:49 / 01.01.06
But my love for alas is greater than my hatred for the guns thread. The Universe is still balancing up...
 
 
Shrug: Butcher Boy
01:05 / 02.01.06
I hate the gun thread. Really hate it.

I'm not massively fond of it either really.

Obligatory Squid Head picture (although not really)
 
 
Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)
10:24 / 02.01.06
Woke up this morning, ...
 
 
Life Critic
10:06 / 08.01.06
i was having a reread of the intelligent design thread over in the lab, and for some reason, about here-ish i thought of sea monkeys.

i know!

and then, because of that whole 'god' thing going on over there, i started thinking about the kinda sea monkeys a deity might have...would they be anything like us? are they us? are we them? are we just some brine shrimp jesus sent away for after seeing an ad in an old comic? did he get the x-ray glasses as well? is that how his dad can watch me all the time, even when i pee?
all of this kinda naturally leads to wondering what kinda being would have god, sorry, God, for a sea monkey, and dude! i discovered pretty damn quickly that that shit boggles the fucking mind.
dudes!
it's fucking sea monkeys ALL THE WAY DOWN!




i thought i should share.
(dont even get me started on who runs the company that makes the comic that sold the adspace for the advert that sells you shrimp big enough to grow into YHVH!
that shit is the ipsississisiisississisisisisiismus shit, and you arent ready.)
 
 
Mistletoffelees
(prev. Mist van der Rohe)
18:07 / 08.01.06
The 250th birthday of Mozart is in less than three weeks.
 
 
Life Critic
03:40 / 10.01.06
the board is bout due for a 'dying' wane phase, i reckon.

should begin in a few days, so if everyone would just take the time now to store up cool stuff for later on, we should be okay.

i'm going to try and work on my haiku-ing, and maybe my sleep pattern.

what are YOU doing?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
01:44 / 11.01.06
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
 
 
Totem Polish
02:07 / 11.01.06
Man, a night at the Roxbury is a godawful film. Always been suspicious of Chris Kattan...now know why.

Gerbils, no disrepect to them, he just gives them a bad name.
 
  

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