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gotham island fae
21:38 / 15.10.03
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie.
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your willie or John Thomas.
Hooray! For you one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best, your percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't.
Come.
Back.


Eeo, thankyouverymuch.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
13:09 / 16.10.03
stop the madressa!

...

I was a tiny bug. Now a mountain. I was left behind. Now honored at the head. You healed my wounded hunger and anger, and made me a poet who sings about joy.
 
 
Baz Auckland
01:17 / 17.10.03
The legend of Furbaby began after a poster on the paranormal message board my sister was reading referred to her 7 cats as 'Furbabys'. 10 minutes later after the laughing had died down, the Furbaby Theme was quickly written in 3 seconds...

...then came the idea for the furbaby musical. "There waas a boyyy.. a very straange enchaannted boyyy.."..the tragic ending comes when Fuzzy Wuzzy, the Furbaby loses his hair, and is revealed to be a bear, and not a man as he always believed...

...finally came the report from Hamilton that a naked man living in the Red Hill Valley was reportedly attacking children. Police found clothes, but no man...

Hence. The Legend of Furbaby. Living in the Red Hill Valley. Feeding on children. A Bigfoot type creature!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:18 / 29.10.03
Let's just get this shit over with, okay?
 
 
Adam wages war on wack MCs
11:39 / 31.10.03
Prepare to feel the seed of Rollins!
 
 
Mordant Carnival
02:24 / 18.11.03
"All will be well, and all manner of things will be well."

-- Mother Julian of Norwich.
 
 
angelvanilla
00:15 / 19.11.03
Is there anything higher or more noble and pure than having the capacity to forgive?

And is having the capacity to forgive while at once withholding forgiving not the most savage and brutal expression of the darker side of human being?
 
 
Baz Auckland
17:35 / 02.12.03
Bits of conversation overheard at work yesterday:

"...like Carl Hitler"

"It was Adolf Hitler"

"Adolf? I thought it was Carl Hitler..."


...and no, they weren't joking...
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
16:37 / 04.12.03
Instead of letting this thread have 500 replies, I decided to make it 501. So there.
 
 
Smoothly
16:57 / 04.12.03
Fisrt there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
 
 
Baz Auckland
13:30 / 08.03.04
coohfffeee... cooohhhffeee... la la la....
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
04:53 / 11.03.04
And DOWN you go! (eats pie)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
11:53 / 11.03.04
Ah, Smoothly, Superman and Green Lantern, Baby, ain't got nuthin on you.
 
 
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13:36 / 11.03.04
The thread you bump to knock crap threads further down the list.

The way things are going right now i think we need about 5 of these then. *grins*

Ah, Smoothly, Superman and Green Lantern, Baby, ain't got nuthin on you.

Green Lantern............woops i got mixed up, it's the Spectre who kicks ass.
 
 
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15:34 / 11.03.04
.........bump.
 
 
Baz Auckland
19:12 / 11.03.04
Reposted from page 1:The Instead Thread Rules:

1) To avoid any chance of becoming a Thread That Needs To Die, this thread is reserved purely for non-sequiters. A post may have some form of internal logic, but NO post shall make any sense when read in sequence with any other post.

2) Rule 1 shall apply unless you include a picture of a person with a squid head, in which case you're allowed to have a sequiter. But only if it's a different picture of a person with a squid head than last time and only if it's not a Star Wars dolly.


 
 
Grey Area
19:16 / 11.03.04
 
 
praying mantis
21:44 / 18.03.04
dear god, no, make it go away.
 
 
Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
22:37 / 18.03.04
No. You think I'm just 'avin' a laff. But No. No. NO No No No No.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Geddit?
 
 
Grandma loves children
(prev. Old dear. Gin. Problems)
23:48 / 18.03.04
Today, at work, I saw my line manager's penis. I am no longer afraid.
 
 
Jub
16:45 / 19.03.04
I worry about bombs on the tube, I worry that I値l sleep and never wake up, I worry about the seats on buses and what sort of dirty diseased person sat on them before me, I worry about dogs in the park biting me for no reason as I walk past, I worry about strange women accusing me of sexual harassment when there is none, I worry that the electricity will go off in the middle of the night when I知 in a desperate need for a ****, I worry about medicines being out of date, coffee causing me cancer, burgers not being well cooked, my wife leaving me, planes falling on the road as I知 crossing the street, earthquakes taking place while I知 on the 44th floor of a big building, fire crews going on strike on the day I get caught up in a big fire, school kids throwing paper at me in a busy street, old people calling me rude for looking at them the wrong way, being told I was adopted, going to prison when I知 innocent, getting caught in the middle of a fight while I知 passing by, being put on the spot, having to bail out a friend and not having the chance to bail out another, missing a loved one痴 funeral, talking too much and boring the hell out of everyone, talking too little and being ignored, losing my voice, whispering when I need to shout and shouting when I need to whisper, oversleeping and missing something important, not knowing if something is important, worrying when there is nothing to worry about. In fact, sometimes, sometimes I知 worried that I worry too much, man.
 
 
gingerbop
21:18 / 19.03.04
I met the naked rambler today.
 
 
Life Critic
21:37 / 19.03.04


what was he wearing?
 
 
Adam wages war on wack MCs
14:54 / 20.03.04
The word "grotty" was popularised by George Harrison in the film A Hard Day's Night.
 
 
E. Randy Dupre
03:04 / 22.03.04
I've been listening to Orange Juice today. I wonder how you qualify as a 'great lost band.' I mean, I've heard people use the term in relation to The Undertones and Love, for example, but neither of them could be classed as lost. With Love, you'll hear people talking about them as if they're the only person who's ever heard them - it's like a kind of snobbishness. See how eclectic my tastes are? See how much I know about music? Begin to udnerstand just how superior I am to you in every possible way? I've heard of Love.
 
 
Smoothly
04:20 / 22.03.04


I know the old man would laugh
He spoke of Love痴 sweeter days
But in his eloquent way
I think he was speaking of you
 
 
E. Randy Dupre
03:11 / 26.03.04
It's weird how you can 'hear' electricity, no? How you can always tell if the television's on standby, or if you've left the printer on. Annoyingly, the way I've got my PC set up and the slightly odd shape of this room makes it sound like the TV's on in the otehr corner, when it's actually the 'sound' (scare quotes because I'm not entirely sure that it *is* strictly a sound - perhaps if anyone reads posts in this thread and happens to know the answer, they might PM me with it) of my PC monitor bouncing off the chimney place. Keeps on making me turn around, presumably working on a similar principle to those security cameras and ambulance sirens that fire off white noise so that people look at them or know which direction they're coming from.
 
 
Life Critic
19:54 / 28.03.04
link
 
 
Sandy Claws
20:33 / 28.03.04
Nice link toksik
 
 
Grey Area
21:06 / 28.03.04
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
12:48 / 07.04.04
Chut up! CHUT UP!
 
 
Sandy Claws
12:49 / 07.04.04
Are you aiming at the nonsense thread? Ahhhw.. come on.. were having so much fun..
 
 
juan de marcos
03:47 / 08.04.04
And no!!! Nostradamus didn't predict that either
 
 
the Fool
03:56 / 08.04.04
I'm beginning to feel I might need my legs replaced. I think the ones that came with the package are faulty. I'd also like to trade in my belly for something more practical like an industrial grade washing machine...
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
14:51 / 09.04.04
Ooooh.

Prettee. 4444 members, it says. Ooooh.
 
  

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