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pinstripe fictionsuit
12:25 / 29.04.02
I wish I was as clever as what you are, Brian...
 
 
Cop Killer
23:30 / 29.04.02
Death to false Metal!!!
 
 
Bear
16:39 / 30.04.02
Cheerio.

It's been emotional.

No actually it hasn't.

But goodbye anyway.
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
16:42 / 30.04.02
Egypt? Lesvos? Or something really fucking expensive and potentially wanky-as-hell?
 
 
The Monkey
18:36 / 30.04.02
As my migraine has now been with me longer than most of my girlfriends.
 
 
The Monkey
18:36 / 30.04.02
It's name is Harvey.
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
18:41 / 30.04.02
"A flibbertygibbet (sp?) a will-'o-the-wisp, a clown...oh...how do you solve a problem like Mariaaaaaaaaa"

Have you noticed how people don't really use this thread to bump crap threads further down the list? We haven't got *that* many crap threads, surely...
 
 
Mordant Carnival
18:41 / 30.04.02
The Iggy-Plonk Song
(To the tune of The William Tell Overture)


Iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, plonk, plonk!
Iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, plonk, plonk.
Iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, plonk, plonk!
Iggy-plonnnnk! Iggy-plonk, plonk plonk.

Iggy-plonk plonk, plonk plonk, plonk plonk,
plonk plonk, plonk plonk, plonk plonk, plonk plonk plonk.

Iggy-plonk plonk, plonk plonk, plonk plonk,
plonk plonk, plonk plonk, plonk plonk, plonk plonk plonk!

Iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, plonk, plonk!
Iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, plonk, plonk.
Iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, iggy-plonk, plonk, plonk!
Iggy-plonnnnk! Iggy-plonk, plonk plonk.

(Repeat as necessary.)
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
19:08 / 30.04.02
Should turn left at the pork chop.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
20:32 / 30.04.02
Margaret just entered into my office with a present: a totally uncalled-for double short espresso. Again, there is a god.

(Iggity-plonk.)
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
20:42 / 30.04.02
Don't just stand there like I'm going to reveal one of life mysteries you slack-jawed ingrate. I told you where you should be, now KFO, I have work to do.

I on the other hand need will drink coffee and slack off.
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
20:53 / 30.04.02
Oh my god, I soooo want to respond to some of the things people have said in this thread... but I can't find any pictures of squiddy folk. Does a large-scale model of the bloke from Star Wars count? It's hardly a dolly... but no one can answer me... eeeeeeeee. The pain. The frustration. *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* [circuits overloaded, causing fictionsuit to walk repeatedly into wall]
 
 
Ierne
22:04 / 30.04.02
Rule 1 shall apply unless you include a picture of a person with a squid head, in which case you're allowed to have a sequiter. But only if it's a different picture of a person with a squid head than last time and only if it's not a Star Wars dolly. – Mordant C@rnival

Does this count, Mordant?



This color contour map of the magnetic fields measured near the surface of a person's head is shown with a pattern of SQUID sensors around the head. The contours are real data measured for a visual experiment. The sensors show the pattern of the Laboratory's whole-head system, but not all the sensors are shown.

from
 
 
Ierne
22:05 / 30.04.02
Hmmm...the link didn't go through on that one... expect a post modification request.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
22:36 / 30.04.02
Damn you! Damn your fiendish cunning! It has no tentacles, yet I must allow it.

Bah.

Sequiter toll:

 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
23:04 / 30.04.02
I broke the rules; I couldn't help myself, iggity-plonk.

Here you go:
  
 
invisible_al
02:21 / 01.05.02
Man with a squid head

Does that work? Not a star wars dolly in sight :-)
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:33 / 01.05.02
The same, only lamer:
  
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:37 / 01.05.02
 
 
Ierne
16:02 / 01.05.02
Okay, I messed up the link that goes with the image above – oops.

It should be
here. It's all scientific and lovely.

and the reason that I looked so hard for a SQUID Head was to answer Cholister's burning question:

Have you noticed how people don't really use this thread to bump crap threads further down the list?

Ooooooooooohhhhh...I do I do I do!!! Needless to say, I've re-plonked everyone on my ignore button/asshole list. And I've added a couple for good measure.
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
21:10 / 01.05.02
Is Flux's new name a 'Dune' reference?
 
 
Ierne
21:51 / 01.05.02
Beltane Special!

...Once in a while, I get letters asking me to teach someone "REAL magick." While I'm always careful to send these people off with a warning about the line between fantasy and reality (and an admonition that one should NEVER ask strangers for magical training)...– Mike Brucato

Whether it's gaming or the occult, these are definitely words to the wise.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
02:40 / 02.05.02
Whatever it sounds like, you ain't never going to hear it. Not with those wrinkly pink strap-on prosthetics knocking up against yr eardrums.
 
 
Baz Auckland
09:33 / 02.05.02
My flatmate just called and said "I've just seen the ubermullet. Bye"

No explanation or elaboration. I am very confused. Was that a codephrase? Do I start the plan now?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
12:16 / 02.05.02
Barrett Martin is going down the Peter Gabriel nature ramble to ruin.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
15:02 / 02.05.02
How I miss my Osterreicher nanny. She taught me to yodel, you know.
 
 
The Knowledge
15:12 / 02.05.02
And a woman as fat as an fat elephant and as ugly as a 'backyard dawg!'
 
 
A Haus of Minions
15:18 / 02.05.02
.....now, no sort of idiot would try to bump the Instead Thread above *their own thread*. That would just be stupid.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
15:22 / 02.05.02
Such a tragic way to go- and they say his only freinds were his collection of vintage sock puppets.
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
15:28 / 02.05.02
Oi, you broke the rules! No, not you, hir.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
15:38 / 02.05.02
Some day, all threads in the conversation will namecheck me...

BWA-HA-HA
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
15:43 / 02.05.02
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd...
 
 
A Haus of Minions
15:48 / 02.05.02
I don't know. Do you think that makes me competitive?

Naked?
 
 
Ierne
16:20 / 02.05.02
Sorry little girl...I don't do babysitting. I also don't do diaper training.

Water sports costs, though. 2 hour minimum session, $575. You provide the beer. Tip is, of course, compulsory – this is America.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
17:46 / 02.05.02
Oh, look. The Fucko the Sockpuppet show is on again.
 
  

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