Barbelith now has Trickster Fatigue. Rolling your golden apple into the hall will produce a chorus of "meh" and at best a couple of halfhearted digs before everyone goes back to whatever it was they were doing.

Still, fairly ridiculous that the TrYyXtYr schtick gets this amount of posts in such a short time when the Convo's been fuckin' dead all day.

Somebody's having a laugh, but I'm not yet sure who.

Liger Null

00:59 / 11.12.07

We are in eslee's SNARE.

eslee see

01:01 / 11.12.07

let's be friends

iamus

01:04 / 11.12.07

I'll be your friend. Until you give me good reason not to be.

I get the impression there's more to eslee than meets the thread, but I've been wrong before.

Liger Null

01:09 / 11.12.07

let's be friends

Only if you promise not to love us and hug us and kiss us and squeeze us and call us George...

iamus

01:11 / 11.12.07

Only if you promise not to love us and hug us and kiss us and squeeze us and call us George...

Tried that once round these parts....

Didn't work out so well...

Liger Null

01:15 / 11.12.07

Ah, yes, but did you try cookies?

iamus

01:19 / 11.12.07

You know? Never did.

Perhaps that's something for the future.

Keggers. Classic.

01:22 / 11.12.07

ok, but if you bring cookies you have to bring enough for everyone.

iamus

01:25 / 11.12.07

(Well I was saving one for you at least, but now everyone wants a share. Good going. They can have a bit of yours, man. Mine has Smarties in.)

Dutch

01:40 / 11.12.07

bah...smarties

iamus

01:42 / 11.12.07

You're only saying that 'cause you have to share Veng's shitty oatmeal one.

eslee see

01:43 / 11.12.07

ONE cookie on the plate is "special"

eslee see

01:45 / 11.12.07

random drugging: funny, or no?

Dutch

01:47 / 11.12.07

it's only funny until somewhere gets the one with smarties in it.

Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)

01:48 / 11.12.07

It's only funny when you do it to pets, I recall.

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)

01:53 / 11.12.07

Funny? I thought it was supposed to be enlightening, or soul-freeing, or something like that.

Mind you, I'm not having a good day.

Keggers. Classic.

01:54 / 11.12.07

Aww.. poor Stoatie. Cookie?

Dutch

01:57 / 11.12.07

Smarties are by their nature incapable of causing enlightenment, too much sugar. And a friend of mine told me they really don't make you any smarter, and he should know because he's lived on them for ages.

As for those "other" substances - better not taken on a bad day. Hope you feel better though.

Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)

06:52 / 11.12.07

Jeez, we're being sarcastic and sincere and funny all the same time. Maybe Barbelith should celebrate Chaosmas more often. Or at all.

But none of you little monsters better touch my precious, precious crayons. O, but that will bring the heavens down upon thee.

Keggers. Classic.

07:18 / 11.12.07

or Chaosmast for you piratical types.

Tamara Willett Hurt
(prev. Milton FUCKING Friedman)

07:58 / 11.12.07

Never mind that! Who's this?

HE COMES AS NO SURPRISE.

Keggers. Classic.

08:10 / 11.12.07

It's Bob, from accounting. That asshole will do anything to get out of plague day.

Smith & Papers
(prev. MY CITY SCREAMS)

08:29 / 11.12.07

Bob from Accounting -- sure, he's got a birdcage for a chest, and sure, there's an airplane inside -- but your eye's still going to be drawn to the hypnotic plaid of his crotch over anything else.

Evil Scientist

10:02 / 11.12.07

You know, I used to know a trick. Called it The Transported Man. But then I found out there was an easier way to do it.

And all those water tanks...well they take up space.

The Stolen Llama

11:41 / 11.12.07

Llama wept.

Notes from Boris-town

12:01 / 11.12.07

Just so you know it Norwegians don't just hunt whale ans seals and then lie to the rest of the world saying it's for Science, we also hunt deer for the tips of their horns which we grind into a fine powder and then use to make cookies. I kid you not.

Man, am I looking forward to going home for Xmas!

DRR... DRR... DRR...
(prev. Mordant)

13:24 / 11.12.07

I never said anything about discordianism

Sorry! Sorrysorrysorry! It was just, you know, the absurdism, the chaos, the whole number 5 deal--leapt to conclusions. I now see that this was a totally independant absurdist-chaos-number 5 thingy. Totally my fault.

Is this a dogpile yet?

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