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This week, I read the Korean manwha comic Let's Bible!
In which Jesus Nazareth (sic) appears on Earth as a beautiful girl only to be abducted by a Croatian fisherman called Vulcan who aims to use her to rid himself of his burdensome virginity; Jesus is then re-abducted by Lucifer (a mariachi who magically drops Mini Coopers, battleships and skyscrapers on his opponents) who plans to kill her but is opposed by Honey, a bazooka-toting Gothic Lolita descended from the Apostle Simon. Honey drops the ball on her rescue attempt but manages to pass on her materialisation powers to Vulcan via a heavenly nanotech energy drink, only to find that he has the unexpected power to materalise nonexistent items - so he batters the shit out of Lucifer with a solid diamond Versace oar and summons the god Poseidon (a giant squid) to finish the job. Vulcan turns out to be the descendant of Peter, and Jesus returns to heaven in a minibus driven by her dad.
Picture posted only to demonstrate I'm not making this shit up. |
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