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Not the Lateshift

 
  

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Deculture Decedent
09:11 / 04.12.07
Night, LS.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
01:44 / 05.12.07
Well, time as elapsed and I'm strapped myself back into the Lateshift Machine, it's whirring gears humming a jaunty tune next to my head as the diodes flicker and electrodes are pressed -- firmly -- to my nipples. I have no clue what to have for dinner, but that's all a bit of a loose proposition until I can get at least a page of sweet, sweet prose down on the story.

For the record and for Decadent's sake, while I have not returned to the hotel detective story, I seem surely invested in mining characters from it and using them!
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
01:50 / 05.12.07
sigh.. I never get electrodes attached to my nipples. Clothespins, visegrips. bulldog clamps and the occasional post-it, but never electrodes.

You're so lucky.
 
 
Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
01:51 / 05.12.07
Is anyone else tempted to buy John Barrowman's album?
I'm not really that into what I've heard of his songs, but he is lovely.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
01:54 / 05.12.07
Unless his album is nothing but photos of him I wouldn't buy albums from anyone just cause they're lovely. Especially if I wasnt into what I had heard so far.
 
 
Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
01:58 / 05.12.07
But I want to send money to him, and if I just sent it through the post it would be stalkerish.

And it's not just the looks. He is also charming and talented.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
02:00 / 05.12.07
Doesn't really do much for me, I;m afraid. Either way.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
02:06 / 05.12.07
So you send money to anyone who's charming and talented? Shall I PM you my address?
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
02:08 / 05.12.07
OH GOD! Its the guy from that show that I refuse acknowlege on the grounds that its horrid and sullies the name of all things Dr.Who.

I dislike him. He seems smarmy to me.
 
 
Prnss gt rbbt s fck vwls
02:12 / 05.12.07
Smarmy? Or Seksi?

It is 1.10 in the morning, and I am writing about gay television men I want to bed again.

This is more than a little sad, and if I had know my life where going in that direction I think I would have kept the blue hair.

I'm going to bed. This is not a habit I wish to foster. I love you all. Enjoy Kristian Digby.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
02:15 / 05.12.07
Smarmy.

G'night I.W.M.A.A.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
02:20 / 05.12.07
Night, Princess.

Okay, Okay, seriously! I'm going to go write now. I'll check in with the shift in about half an hour.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
02:42 / 05.12.07
Well.. anyone else here?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
03:10 / 05.12.07
Checking in. I've done about half a page. It's a bit tossy, but it's okay. I really don't know where this particularly plot thread is going.

What are you up to tonight, Veng?
 
 
Papess
03:20 / 05.12.07
Another safe thread. It is a war zone out there.

Tonight I am really happy to report that my son and I are well on our way to becoming vegetarians. YAY for vegetarian tacos!
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
03:20 / 05.12.07
Well tonight is relaxation night before I head out tomorrow to continue painting a mural. So Im just mellowing out with my Itunes, chatting good friends on IM and lateshifting while I wait for the glory that is Boston Legal.
 
 
Papess
03:24 / 05.12.07
when is BL on, Veng?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
03:28 / 05.12.07
Mmn. Tacos. I really don't know what to make for dinner, because I really don't want to have to go out (either for groceries or to pick up takeout).

Another safe thread. It is a war zone out there.

It is, isn't it? I'm really surprised it hasn't spawned a banning thread or something. Barbannoy isn't exactly the sweetest little thread at the best of times, but the toxin levels are rising.

Come forth. Let the lateshift machinery cleanse you.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
03:31 / 05.12.07
(except that I just totally decided to order Chinese food)
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
03:34 / 05.12.07
Its on at 10 on ABC. Last new one for a while due to the writers strike.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
03:45 / 05.12.07
Sigh. It would really help if any of the nearby restaurants actually answered their phones.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
03:51 / 05.12.07
Oh sure.. first they answer their phones and then what? Deliver food? The food you want to pay for and then eat. You really just dont understand how things work, do you?
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
03:52 / 05.12.07
I know, I know. I am a fool for modern times.

I've finally ordered. Singapore Shrimp Chow Mein, an egg roll, and vegetable chop suey.
 
 
Papess
04:00 / 05.12.07
Oh my. I have just fallen in love with David Tenant all over again. He has a set of gams on 'im. Wow!
 
 
Liger, Audaciously Hopefull
(prev. Liger Null)
04:04 / 05.12.07
Hello people!

I was thinking of starting a thread in the games forum about Neopets, but I'm afraid I'll be laughed off the board.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
04:08 / 05.12.07
Better being the cause of laughter than the cause of even more fighting. Go for it. Dont let them keep ya silent!
 
 
Liger, Audaciously Hopefull
(prev. Liger Null)
04:11 / 05.12.07
Hmmm, that's a thought. But now I got an even better idea for a thread.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
04:18 / 05.12.07
What is it? Dont keep us in suspense!
 
 
Liger, Audaciously Hopefull
(prev. Liger Null)
04:32 / 05.12.07
Lolcats uv Ur lif!!!!!
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
04:35 / 05.12.07
DEAR GOD NO!!!


Cant it just be a subsection of the ongoing lolcats thread?

Dont get me wrong, I like teh lolcats. But more that one thread to them? Ofcourse, that's just my opinion.
 
 
ALL KINDS OF DEAD TREES
(prev. Papers regarding Tlön & Uqbar)
04:37 / 05.12.07
I think there was more than one thread at one time, before the great razing.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
04:46 / 05.12.07
Yeah, Im just being ornery. A LOUL thread would be ..gasp...fun!
 
 
Liger, Audaciously Hopefull
(prev. Liger Null)
04:56 / 05.12.07
Aw, come on.
 
 
Liger, Audaciously Hopefull
(prev. Liger Null)
05:00 / 05.12.07
Neopets and lolcats, that's all I know.
 
 
Keggers From The Crypt
05:01 / 05.12.07
Oh Im trying to think of one. But its late and I've been drinking so the most creative I can think of is "I CAN HAZ A SLEEZBUGR?"
 
  

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