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WONDER TWINS LATESHIFT

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Deculture Decedent

06:00 / 18.11.07

Hey, I like Icke alright, I just wouldn't vote for his finger on the button-o-nuclear-doom. Y'know, they are always out to stop him and his crazy anti-lizard message of love, though, and sometimes, you just got to cave into the demands of them. Might discover them aren't lizard people, but actually giant ants, and then were would we all be?

Huddled in caves, weeping for our lost chance at frolicking the in the sunlight, shuddering in the shell of our love and humanity, that's where!

At least the lizard overlords let us keep our sunlight.

[Wow, that rolls off the fingertips a bit too easily, doesn't it? I'd make a fabulous - no cracks now! - crackpot.]

06:00 / 18.11.07

A lot of people believe in the reptilian race, apparently. There are also, the reticulans greys and...hmm, I will find a page for you to read.

06:03 / 18.11.07

Here ya go! A Typology of Extraterrestrial Races

Keggers From The Crypt

06:04 / 18.11.07

Oh those reptilians. They're so wacky.

06:05 / 18.11.07

Yeah. Eating human children, what a scream!

06:07 / 18.11.07

I am eating Smarties! Birthed from the Smartie box!

Funny, I don't feel any smarter.

Keggers From The Crypt

06:12 / 18.11.07

Im drinking red wine. I dont feel any redier or winier.

06:14 / 18.11.07

No, you are just as whiny as usual. "Boohoo, I can't draw! Boohoo, I can't paint!" Whereas, I would give my left arm to have the talent you have in your right pinkie!

Aww, nuts.

Deculture Decedent

06:15 / 18.11.07

Somebody needs to contact those lizards in suits, Bush and Cheney and tell them the Syrians aren't a major political threat before somebody does something rash and... oh, wait, Sirians from Sirius... ah. Never mind.

Actually, the Bush/Cheney thing is a pretty convincing argument for baby-chomping, world-dominating, low-impulse-control reptilian aliens.

Of course, really, we all know The Greys are just a mature form of the common termite, allowed to age in its proper subterranean environment. Like cicadas!

Keggers From The Crypt

06:16 / 18.11.07

meh. I was good once upon a time. Now Im just filled with hatred for all I do. But I'll get over it.

Imlistening to Bob Dylan.

06:18 / 18.11.07

Actually, the Bush/Cheney thing is a pretty convincing argument for baby-chomping...

Yep, Icke may be onto something!

Veng...don't make me get up!

Keggers From The Crypt

06:21 / 18.11.07

Dont worry. Im still a great portrait photographer.

Deculture Decedent

06:25 / 18.11.07

Dylan's recent film, Masked & Anonymous was quite Icke-ian. Dead aliens stacked up in warehouses and a bunch of angels putting their savings together to buy Bob out of prison so he can play, and such. It was like a Catholic/Icke backlash, with concert footage and Jessica Lange.

06:25 / 18.11.07

Yes you are. Except when you photograph me!

06:26 / 18.11.07

Oh! Jessica! She's hot.

Keggers From The Crypt

06:27 / 18.11.07

Oh I think I had one or two good shots of you. But it was mainly my camera. Stupid setting that took forever to save to flashcard. grrr

Deculture Decedent

06:28 / 18.11.07

I don't think I've ever seen your photo stuff. Is there anything online?

And, yes, I too have seen evidence of your other artistic abilities, so no denying there. We'll form some kind of arts-related intervention group and surround you like actors in a bad sitcom very-special-episode until you relent and paint again.

06:33 / 18.11.07

Hi My name is Trix. It's been 3 months since I last painted.

06:34 / 18.11.07

Actually, it has only been three weeks. I am off the art wagon! Or is that on?

Deculture Decedent

06:37 / 18.11.07

Hi, Trix. As someone who very nearly walked into a Ben Franklin and then left in a moment of weakness the other day, I understand your pain. Why don't you tell the group more? Open up and feel better ab... see, Veng? Don't let this happen!

Keggers From The Crypt

06:39 / 18.11.07

Portrait of a certain Lateshifter

06:39 / 18.11.07

Well, after drawing Buddhas and painting thagkas, suddenly, the only thing I can't paint are my toenails! I feel utterly hopeless!

06:41 / 18.11.07

Aw crap! I have backfat too!

Keggers From The Crypt

06:42 / 18.11.07

lol. That pic is years old. No worries.

06:44 / 18.11.07

...and I look like I am wearing a diaper!

FUCK!

Keggers From The Crypt

06:45 / 18.11.07

No you dont. Geeesh!

06:45 / 18.11.07

I think Decadent is being sick. Now look what you did Veng!

Deculture Decedent

06:47 / 18.11.07

I have backfat too!

I don't think we can tell just from that. A few more images, a few more angles, and we'll see.

(The internet should have a casual leering feature. It'd be fun and useful.)

And Veng, after seeing astonishingly pisspoor student works earlier this week, that's some refreshingly nice framing and tone work, there. Nicely done.

Deculture Decedent

06:48 / 18.11.07

Life called. The post marinated.

(That's going on my tombstone. Post following three seconds after death.)

Keggers From The Crypt

06:50 / 18.11.07

Is it? THanks. I cant tell on these monitors. One is too dark and the other too bright. Im constantly draging the image from one monitor to the other trying to find a midpoint that works on both.

06:50 / 18.11.07

I can clearly see Back fat! That is enough angles for tonight, Decadent. You'll have to meet me round back for more casual leering.

Deculture Decedent

06:54 / 18.11.07

It is on this monitor, and being as it's the only one I've got right now, I trust it implicitly. If it lies to me, I have to take it on faith, regardless. So bask in the complimentary lies my machine may be relaying.

Keggers From The Crypt

06:56 / 18.11.07

This is me basking.

*
O->-<

In the sun.

06:56 / 18.11.07

nice tan, Veng.

Keggers From The Crypt

06:57 / 18.11.07

'course. Im an Artiste!

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